Yes, literally being an unwilling participant in a "jam" round the neighbours house. The main protagonist is a bespectacled chap of indeterminate age thrashing away on an acoustic guitar. I got to bed at 1:30 this morning and up again at 6:30 for work.
Any suggestions how to make an exit before that guitar ends up in a place that's certain to taint the lacquer? Not quite the chilled Xmas eve I was hoping for