[quote name='Gottastopbuyinggear' timestamp='1430308958' post='2760072']
I remember seeing Eric Clapton at the RAH, probably about 25 years ago now. Went with a few mates, and a friend of a friend who I'd met a few times before. Sadly, by the time I bought my ticket I could only get one for right up in the gallery, where I knew the sound would be a bit suspect.
The friend of a friend was a nice bloke, a little unsteady on his feet and always walked with a stick the few times I met him. He offered us a lift - we were travelling from Didcot. "Where are you going to park?" I asked - "Ah, don't worry about that", he said.
The day arrived, we jumped in his car, drove up to London and parked in a disabled space right outside the RAH. I'd not noticed the disabled badge in his windscreen. That's handy, I thought.
"Can one of you do me a favour and get my wheelchair out of the boot" he said...
We did, and we helped wheel him to his perfect line of sight spot in the stalls where he enjoyed the show and afterward informed me that the view was brilliant and the sound excellent.
I should add that he was genuinely registered disabled, so was enjoying one of the few benefits that comes with the territory.
[/quote]Here was me thinking you were going to say he was the best dancer you have ever seen