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  1. Jason Karloff
    Probably preferable to all those fruit teas.
  2. Jason Karloff
    Yes you are indeed lucky. I had a mate I use to go drinking with and she use to wave him off with a shout of "make sure you drink enough"
  3. Jason Karloff
    Err. Hello dear. My you are looking well. I was thinking, how about we go visit your mum? (present bouquet of flowers from petrol station)
  4. Jason Karloff
    Good luck on your journey.
  5. Jason Karloff
    Sure is.
  6. Jason Karloff
    Fretless is easy. Finger note. Play note. If it sounds too low or high just slide accordingly and smile. Ha got away with it.
  7. Jason Karloff
    My all time fav Carry on joke
  8. Jason Karloff
    Yeeee Screaming. My personal fav.
  9. Jason Karloff
    Ha such a classic. I never understood how they were so successful on continental Europe? All word play ain't it? The Rumpo Kid Gladstone Screwer etc
  10. Jason Karloff
    You say that but the longer this thread goes on for, the more time someone has in Texas to finish building a hoovercraft in their mum's basement. Then jet across here and shoot me in the plums. 😛
  11. Jason Karloff
    Aww. See I was afraid of that. I realised my faux paus after I finished typing. Taking a crazy long shot here. Going by your moniker you could possibly be Dutch??? Which means you can speak 16 languages.
  12. Jason Karloff
    Hahahahahaha. Excellent. But chuck in a bag of tea lights.
  13. Jason Karloff
    Whoooooah. I think you need to dumb it down a bit mate. A mastery of two languages? You realise the people we get in here think penicillin is a type of edible carpet lino.
  14. Jason Karloff
    They have all gone to watch Count Down haven't they?
  15. Jason Karloff
    You know this is the worst part. The waiting. All the cretins have gone quiet. They have stopped charging our positions. Then all of sudden in a few hours some wally will stumble into view with a "I think rascism is a blot on humanity" Thanks. Hadn't considered that position.
  16. Jason Karloff
    I mentioned the war but I think I got away with it.
  17. Jason Karloff
    I feel like I'm in Stalingrad and as the Germans tighten their stranglehold on the city, I'm down to my last rat to nibble.
  18. Jason Karloff
    Cetara you are truly valiant. You haven't left your post for days, still steadfastly picking off the occasional cretin who strays into view. I doff my cap. What have I missed? Do I still need to get the lyrics to American Pie by Don McLean tattooed on my Rear end as penance?
  19. Jason Karloff
    And that St Anger album gets abuse because of solely the drum sound? I haven't heard it.
  20. Jason Karloff
    What about offensive actual band names? I saw a flyer in London circa 10 years ago and one band was called Operation Cnut Destroyer (u and n in their traditional places) And some band called Prostitution Disfigurement.
  21. Jason Karloff
    And I thought The Beano was racy.
  22. Jason Karloff
    I know. Its just impossible to see any progress on anything bi partisan. They just hate each other. As for Kazakhstan, you can see why Putin would pile in. Those protests could easily spread.
  23. Jason Karloff
    Maybe his super power was preventing rapes. Fingers crossed.
  24. Jason Karloff
    We've been trying for 2 days. 😔 Prepare to get attacked with a deft use of Ctrl C and Ctrl V It's coming....
  25. Jason Karloff
    Sounds wise.
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