operative451

Haha! I wish.. I was basically that shape in about 2000ish though.. Plus or minus the odd lump or bump here and there...

Melissa Auf Der Maur, obvs.. #iwish! (profile photo is a bit out of date, i'm not blonde anymore...)

Hmm weird! No i have a B3n - i think most of the effects are the same though!

I think I may be the crazy...

Yes! I got one! Woohoo!

No.. ;D If you look, you'll probably find it.. I've also been quite specific as i fancy doing something properly gothy (Nephilim/Cure, gothy, not Manson/Evanensence metalgoth) so i've pitched it that way. If i found something more randomly i'd be for doing lots of other different types of stuff though. I have to admit i am still slightly scarred by my one previous JMB experience with Mr 'I don't like modern music' when asked 'so what about grunge?' 😨

Ok, well i've taken the plunge and posted an ad on JMB... Waiting for the abuse to roll in..!

Thanks for the replies.! "Local music shop!'.. yeah I remember those used to be a thing... also I'm quite shy, so 'chatting to people' and 'going out...' um... I feel like what there is of my local music scene is pretty incestuous... there used to be a punk band called "the bus station loonies" and if you're a music person in Plymouth and either haven't been in it or don't know someone who was in it at some point, you're probably dead..

Hi! So there's been various links on here to joinmyband laughing at some of the sillier ads. Is it actually any good though? If not, does anyone know of good sites to find bands needing new people? Especially if you're not a 24 year old arctic monkeys fan... I want to do some gigs, and getting paid would be a major bonus!

Its a random spam email, playing on guilt and shame... Dont' sweat it. Although it you are worried, maybe stick a bit of tape over the webcam if you're on one of Those Sites.. ;D

I ran the outputs from my UMC404Hd through my bass amp and PA speakers... Sounded flipping great! Especially Miley and The Cure...

Social injustice! How dare people whinge about such things! Next thing you know they'll be wanting the vote!

Loved kylie, but in full disclosure, I love kylie.. Miley was epic too!!

I get back ache and shoulder pain if i try and wear my bass at a 'sensible' height. So back to the Chris McCormack* signature strap it is! *yeah, i told you i was old...

ok, so analogue* is just better... *alright, the Mod Station's digital, but you know what i mean...

Some patches for you (in attached Zip) Green is based on Mike Dirnt's sound in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwVKj3whFcs Duff Slap is trying to get a tone like Duff MCkagen circa Velvet Revolver Blood FST started out trying to be a sort of Royal Blood thing but then went a bit 'Satan's fairground Organ'/'Choir of Angry Robots' DrFkenstein is basically the sound of 1970s blacksploitation movies. And some Guitar Sounds too! Stangry is an attempt at ST Anger Period Hetfield Gun is a Slashy cocked-wah solo tone. There are screenshots of Zoom Guitar Lab for each in the folder too. Have fun!Basschat.zip

BTW this is in my Harley Benton amp i changed the speaker on a while back... First experiment: take the front off, shove a pillow in there. Result: less honky mids, but a bit dull. Took it out again. Heard neighbours crashing about, decided to watch the Handmaid's tale instead.

Well yes, short question but gets it across! I saw someone on another thread building a cab and it was full of roof insulation looking stuff? What does that do and should i do it?

#blatantselfplug And they won't play this on the radio either: Help help i'm being censored!!

"You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine". Ew. I guess a lot of it is that now we're more 'woke' and post-saville, stuff that was 'ok at the time' is now creepy AF... Not to mention those sings were sung by maybe late teen/20somethings and now the original singers are like, 90, and still singing the same songs... As it was the anniversary of Rik Mayall's death the other day, i have to contribute: "Gonna lock her up in a trunk!" "I still feel that locking girls up in trunks is politically unsound!"

He's right you know...

Wear a dress? Works for me... I do wear my bass at Trujillo level too... more seriously, stick some masking tape on the back of the bass? Comes off easy. Also useful for stopping shiny instruments sticking to leather trousers!

Back in about 2000ish my band got 'demo of the month' in kerrang. I was on the train and a kid recognised me and asked me to sign it... I felt silly. I hadn't actually practiced my autograph!