'Dingus'
Don't be surprised if you now get teenage girls approaching you after gigs and asking if you are Peter Hook. Don't say yes, but don't say no. That way they will have less incriminating evidence against you when the case comes to court.
MB1.
...Pete Hooks just gone past our house on his push bike...
Or was it Mr Dingus?...Confusion!
(Nice Resto by the way!)