I don’t know. It’s a valid question. I don’t think we need to reach for elasticated trousers and cagoules, but as we get older our body shape changes and a couple of minor tweaks can work wonders.
Even with 24 hour rolling news muppets the stories break first on social media anyway. Some one will already have filmed it and posted it on toktik or instascam with whatever interpretation they wish to convey.
Nah keep whining about Coldplay. It’s certainly more entertaining than any music they have released.
Coldplay are the Korma of the Curry world. A curry for people who don’t really like curry.