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New York City cops - The Strokes

True that. They always claimed it was a homage to Berry. How much Berry nicked from his pianist Johnnie Johnson and plenty of blues musicians that preceded him can only be guessed.

Scum surfin - That Petrol Emotion

Shiny happy people - REM

Don’t turn around - Aswad

It’s what I will most likely get when my current Mac mini dies. Best thing Apple ever came up with alongside the iPhone.

Amsterdam - Bowie

I have a MIJ Hondo Professional which is one of my favourite basses. I’ve sold on US Fenders, MIM Fenders and have hung onto it. I’ve also played a Hondo 2. It was shite.

Venus in furs - velvet underground

Dirty Dianna - Michael Jackson

I watched Echo in the Canyon last night. More innocent times when creative people borrowed from each other’s work to push the boundaries forward. The Beatles nicked bits from The Byrds who borrowed heavily from the folk scene and inspired The Beach Boys who pushed the boundaries that pushed The Beatles forward and so on. No Lawyer involved. Just creativity and mutual respect.

Like antennas to heaven - Godspeed You! Black emperor

Sweet Jane - Lou Reed

Possibly or maybe the ladies are smart enough to work out that the chance of financial success as a musician is so low that they study hard, get the best grades and go to the best universities. In the meantime their male counterparts are dragging their knuckles and laughing at fart jokes? Edit: I’m obviously being facetious. The world is not a fair or just place but a little levity goes a long way.

Pretty much every advance in technology has been driven by investment in military research and the adult entertainment industry. Sex and violence have got us to the point we are today. Make of that what you will.

Well it divided opinion. I’m just glad they never revealed his secret hobby of flattening puppies in his custom made steamroller he calls Tits. Legal disclaimer: This fact is totally made up. Don’t cancel Adam Clayton . Bono however is fair game. For the easily outraged Prince Jefri Bilkai allegedly does own a yacht called Tits.

Do I wanna know - Arctic Monkeys

I let love in - Nick Cave

Mr Cuntz makes fine guitars.

Setting sun / Chemical Brothers

Freddie’s dead - Fishbone

Walking blues - Muddy Waters

Preacher man - Fields of the nephilim

Has there ever been a time when rock stars don’t offend people? Even Coldplay offend me with their overwhelming wholesome blandness. Even more bizarre is when people look to them for spiritual or moral awareness or care what they think. He’s a bass player not the Dalai Lama.

It’s like the Sex Pistols on the Grundy show all over again. These libertine rock stars and their potty mouths. I even heard that the bass player from Coldplay blasphemed whilst preparing his Quinoa avocado salad. Filthy degenerates the lot of them.