Happy Jack

I can let you have some of my Mum's old curtains, if you like. There's enough material there for at least two of those jackets ...

Try working for a voluntary organisation or charity to see WhatsApp diarrhoea in full flow. Don't ask me how I know ...

Reckon yours looks better, especially the back. So ... how does it sound?

Expensive, very heavy, and too many options ... but they're very good at what they do. Not something you'll often read about a beanie.

Yup, it's no good livin' on a prayer ...

Should there not have been a 'Ta-Daaaaaa!' in there somewhere?

Ah yes, the addiction of Amersham, the lure of Leighton Buzzard, the craic of Camberley, the buzz of Bracknell ... the sheer living hell of Hemel.

73 gigs, with 6 bands. 10 of those gigs and 4 of the bands were depping. As of today, I have 71 gigs in the diary for 2020. This could get busy ...

Are you still playing that, Owen?

It's not your age, it's the mileage. I was 63 last week, but I've only been a gigging musician for a dozen years so I still get a real buzz out of doing this. The fact that I'm retired means that, far from gigging being hard to fit into my life, I can build my entire life around gigging. Best of all ... Silvie feels the same way!

You'd need to add a torsal twist to that design, just to make it, y'know, complete.

That's cheating!

Depends on the specs, baby ...

I've had the lot, Mick, from high-end custom-built jobbies (built for someone else, mind) down to B-stock Thomann cheapies. In truth I love 'em, but only for the right project. I've used them for steampunk folk bands and for amateur-night Americana bands, and of course for jam sessions and frontroom parties, and they're absolutely right for all those jobs. IME by far the biggest difference is to do with string choice. The cheap nylon/rubber strings (like the ones on your old Ashbory) are a PITA to use, more so to tune, and above all to change; plus they give you such a flobbadob sound that they reduce all bass players to the same level. Unlike Jean-Luc, I actually prefer the Thunderguts to the Pahoehoes, but they're still nylon/rubber. Top tip, take a small can of talcum powder in your gig bag, use liberally before playing. The new Kala roundwounds (well, new two years ago) are a complete game-changer. They make a U-bass sound and (to some extent) play like a 'real' bass, if that's what you're after.

Getting really keen to see the finished article now! Tell me, Paul, live on your own, do you?

Lend you a rattle-can?

Unlikely, Clarky, but you never know ... I do have another gorgeous 4-string Lull which simply isn't getting played. I could probably be tempted to part with that one instead.

Glad to hear that I'm not the only one avoiding ridiculously challenging prog stuff ... This week, I am mainly learning Lola (The Kinks), Peggy Sue (Buddy Holly) and Barbara Ann (Beach Boys). I am also re-visiting Dancing In The Streets, Love Shack and Burning Love. I do so like to stay current and relevant.

Never got a gig there yet!

I have two of those ... bought them years ago. They're good, but they're unbelievably heavy.

I do like it when the pub has a private, locked car park just for the band. Big shout-out to The Goat in Berkhamsted.

Preferably with a torsal twist ...

Traitor! Splitter!