Happy Jack

In fairness, Graham, most of the pro-Ishibashi posts on this thread were made before the UK voted for economic suicide and destroyed the value of the UK£.

Ah ... you didn't swop it for a date? Fair enough, as you were.

And again! This was the original 'Junkyard' studio, at my house in Chiswick. Since then we've had Junkyard #2 in an industrial unit in Acton (2014-17) and now The Final Junkyard in Harrow. Junkyard #2 needed virtually no setting-up at all, it just worked right from the off. It was alongside a freight rail-line, backed onto Bell Percussion and faced an all-night laundry, so noise was never going to be an issue. The Final Junkyard is very much a re-visit of the first Junkyard, a single-garage conversion into a noise-reduced (but not soundproof) rehearsal space, with the great majority of the work being done by a keen DIY type. Probably the biggest single difference with The Final Junkyard (you're singing along now, aren't you?) is that it has an industrial heating/aircon unit built into it, which makes it a genuinely comfortable place to be whatever the weather.

What is access like to the site? Do you have a garage? Do you already have outbuildings in place? Are you any good at DIY? Are your neighbours the overbearing type? All these will have a bearing on what's best for you in your particular circumstances. As to budget, if you haven't already checked out the cost of building a 'garden room' then sit down and pour yourself a stiff drink. You may find this old thread helpful:

Point taken Mick, but a whole generation of Basschatters has grown up with this topic title, and I don't want to confuse them ...

Well, just so long as they don't move about during the gig ...

Come on guys, we all know who this is, and he's been doing this for many years. It's cheap publicity. He posts the most outrageous piece of cr4p he has in stock with the most outrageous price tag he can dream up, then sits back and waits for online addicts to take the bait. I've admired his work for ages.

And don't forget: Tour Paedo (Gary Glitter tribute) The Damp Budgies (not-very-good Welsh heavy metal) Clyde's Enormous Erection (bunch of scaffolders) etc.

I'm glad you explained that, Steve. I was deeply puzzled ...

Bumped by request.

[Ignorance alert] What do you mean by "Kick In, Kick Out", Russ? [/Ignorance]

At which point you whip out your smartphone, plug it into the PA in the rehearsal room, play them the original to prove that you're right and they're wrong ... and end up wondering why you didn't get the gig.

Agreed ... in principle. But there are certain tracks where there is no single 'original' version which everyone subscribes to. I'm old enough to remember when Honky Tonk Women was in the charts, and that - to me - is the original. Pretty much every band I've ever played in thinks that the live version from Get Yer Yay-Yas Out is the original. Mind you, I'm always tempted to play the bass line from Country Honk anyway.

What mic would you recommend for the Rank Organisation gong hanging behind the drummer?

So it's dangerous to unplug your bass unless you switch off the amp first? Shurely shome mishtake?

Can you get black frets?

But you have to wonder how this would have played out had the Helper From The Audience been a bald, fat bloke ...

No, no, no ... it's tone perspex.

Thing is, I'm not after 'enough watts'. I'm after 'enough volume'.

I guess I must be the only person here who didn't know that Stevie Wonder wrote Superstition for Jeff Beck ...

Who are Paramore? Are they famous? Why?

Just use Tippex (aka Sno-Pake, White-Out, etc.).