Oh alright Steve, I can take a hint.
Do you want to borrow my Fishman Platinum Pro?
It's the older model, i.e. about five years old, so the styling isn't quite as Space Age as the latest version, but it's pretty much the benchmark (IMHO) for DB pre-amps.
If nothing else, it will certainly reveal to you very quickly whether or not your bass/rig could sound better ...