Happy Jack

[quote name='mcnach' timestamp='1472858097' post='3124936'] your typical thief is not that sofisticated ;-) [/quote] Not that sofistika ... sophissti ... sovietis ... clever.

Huge fan of Mike Lull basses here, though I've recently moved away from his straight P-basses to those with the T-bird pickups. I've had a lot of Ps over the years and I can't think of any that I prefer to a Lull.

[quote name='Highfox' timestamp='1472805807' post='3124355'] Same thing with Paul Gray on bass with the Hotrods and the Damned, unmistakable Rik for me. That soft clank [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twBjYX8ni4I[/media] [/quote] I love it when an expert bass player announces "and you can hear that lovely clear piano tone" before playing a few notes that couldn't sound less like a piano if you hit it with an adjustable spanner.

At the risk of offering a serious suggestion, and thus impeding the torrent of piss-taking heading towards the OP, I'd start by lowering the action to the point where the strings are routinely clanking against the fretboard. No, really I would. Then I'd set the EQ on my amp to remove almost all of the bass. I'm not trying to be funny.

I'm now thinking about Uri Geller playing bass ...

Someone whose right arm is much longer than their left?

Y'know, played badly, I reckon that thing would sound just unbelievably sh*t.

I got Suzi Quattro. Then I woke up.

[quote name='dannybuoy' timestamp='1472649601' post='3122916'] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JQHfBsyAbc[/media] [/quote] Now why would you design something like this, and then only make it available as a 6-string?

[quote name='mrn1989' timestamp='1472648886' post='3122899'] Solder the 'Hot' wire to the middle slug on the Volume pot [url="http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/mikeoranage/media/29072391860_3f9e923c4c_c_zpsuyvzkbgy.jpg.html"][/url] [/quote] Very elegantly done sir! Thanks.

Well why didn't they take a photo of a [i][b]nice [/b][/i]piece of tort then?

That's very nearly a tree-full of wood ...

Not entirely clear how an acoustic (or semi-acoustic) ultra-shortscale bass with strings for a bass uke actually differs from a bass uke. Sounds like the same instrument to me. What am I missing?

So that means I'm only the third person to choose [URL=http://s1128.photobucket.com/user/h4ppyjack/media/Just%20Stuff/GIF%20files/AbbeyRoadmoving_zps1de8ff88.gif.html][IMG]http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m496/h4ppyjack/Just%20Stuff/GIF%20files/AbbeyRoadmoving_zps1de8ff88.gif[/IMG][/URL]

So it's soft, strong, and very long?

Ta Danny, I'll give it a go ... the Basschat massive has spoken!

[quote name='Stoatbringer' timestamp='1472486462' post='3121493'] One question for the floor..... I've just picked up an amp (free from an old friend). It is a Linebacker L30. Unfortunately while in storage two of the knobs have snapped off (volume and bass). Are there people out there that can fix these things - hopefully fairly cheaply? I looked online for spare parts and couldn't find anything promising. [/quote] Just use pliers. [size=4] [/size]

[quote name='skankdelvar' timestamp='1472489047' post='3121514'] If you want to convert a WAV file into MP3 in Reaper you simply choose one of the variations of 'render to MP3'. At this point a window will open in Reaper saying 'mp3 encoder not loaded'. Then you go to lame and download the codec and stick it in the appropriate directory. It's dead easy; if you've used Audacity you'll have no problem. [/quote] You bastard! You complete and utter bastard!!! [size=4] [/size]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Westone-THE-RAIL-Bass-Guitar-with-Case-Vintage-/391492789950

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Used-2016-DAquila-Decobass-Custom-Short-Scale-Electric-Bass-Natural-/131919406958

That finish is so nice that it makes me wonder why there's still a red tort p/g. It clashes horribly! I don't do Jazz basses, but if it were mine I'd have replaced that with a black p/g or none at all (routing permitting, of course).

Frankly I'm disappointed. When I stipulated very clearly NO AUDACITY it never occurred to me that so few people could be arsed to tell me that I should use Audacity. Only four so far? Come on, Audacity fan boys, don't be shy! I know there's more of you out there ... Meanwhile, back OT, Dad, thanks for the suggestion - I'll try that later.

Please DON'T immediately jump in and tell me I need Audacity. I already tried it. Twice. I have no interest in an editor that omits vital files & plug-ins due to "copyright issues" and invites me to source them elsewhere and plug them in. So, once we step away from the Audacity base-camp, what's out there? My needs are VERY simple ... take a WAV file from a rehearsal or a gig (perhaps 2Gb, usually less), save individual tracks as mp3 files, maybe apply some amplification, maybe opt for a fade-in & fade-out, erm, that's about it. Free would be nice but NOT essential. I've spent far too long looking through obviously fake 5-star reviews of crap features and virus-ridden malware, and I'm well aware that almost all of the 'free' downloads are a disaster waiting to happen. I just don't know which ones (if any) are safe to use. I'm talking Windows here, not Mac.

In those days, "must be committed" meant you had to have been sectioned under the mental health acts ...