Happy Jack

Leave it. You're insured to replace a £2000 bass. In the event of a disaster, you'd have £2000 available to replace it.

It's a vintage old aged relic ... give him a break! LOL

[quote name='mikel' timestamp='1478721553' post='3171242'] And???????? [/quote] Do you really think his name was spelled like that? Are you also a fan of Jaime Jameson and Pohl McCartney? [size=4] [/size]

[quote name='mikel' timestamp='1478706773' post='3171091'] Listen to Jacko Pastorius ... [/quote] Michael Jackson's pet bass-playing monkey?

[quote name='Surrpaul' timestamp='1478684346' post='3170833'] ... we've decided to go for Folsam Prison Blues. [/quote] [quote name='stevie' timestamp='1478689472' post='3170906'] When playing Fulsom Prison ... [/quote] Reckon I'd start by learning how to spell Folsom.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-instruments/bass-player-job-needed-this-thursday-the-10th-nov-music-video/1198445168 If a Basschatter gets this, do let us know ...

Band Membership 101 - Never join a band with a keyboard player unless he has lost his left arm in a tragic industrial accident.

Loving the customer testimonials. [color=#666666]We finally received the guitar. It is beautiful. Thank you for helping with the search for it.[/color] [color=#666666]I got the bass sometime over the weekend - which was odd because the tracking seemed to indicate it was still in China as of Thursday. [/color] [color=#666666]I was just wondering if you have received my last email with the guitar art. [/color]

[quote name='TheGreek' timestamp='1478557241' post='3169949'] Banarama!!! [/quote] It ain't what you do, it's the way that you spell it ...

And you can always go dark and mysterious:[list] [*]Stupid Girl - Garbage [*]Betty Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes [*]The Look Of Love - Dusty Springfield (fabulous baseline BTW) [/list] Edit: Bloody spell checker strikes again. That song does have a fabulous baseline, but I actually meant bassline. You want bright & bouncy?[list] [*]They Don't Know - Tracey Ullman [*]Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Pauper (aaaaargh! I swear that bloody spell checker is going to have to go. See if you can guess what I actually typed.) [*]There's A Guy Works Down The Chipshop - Kirsty MacColl [*]Walking On Sunshine - Katrina & The Waves [*]99 Red Balloons - Nena [/list] Before anyone sneers at some of those, just try playing them. Barrel loads of fun for a bass player and every one a crowd pleaser.

Give it time - unless there's a subtext you haven't shared, then there's no great hurry is there? If they're nice guys and you're enjoying yourself, keep it going. Don't forget that there is actually NO LAW against being in more than one band at the same time! Enjoy ...

I have an 8-string bass and I fall into your age bracket ... erm ... twice. And I can spell 'new' properly too, if that helps?

[quote name='Marc S' timestamp='1478009085' post='3165948'] Also, Dave Dearnaley in Cardiff is a top luthier - he wouldn't have charged that much! He may have been scammed by a luthier, but then that would have been avoided if he'd checked with you first, as you'd have asked him to get a 2nd opinion, I'm sure..... [/quote] Seriously Marc, I wasn't having a pop at any real luthier - not intentionally anyway. My suggestion was intended to steer Mr. Newbie Scam away from Basschat. If he asked Dearnaley to do a job for him, then that's between him and Dearnaley. If it reads that I was insulting Dearnaley then my apologies to all.

[quote name='TimR' timestamp='1478005544' post='3165891'] One of the posters here is a PHD researching the Placebo Effect. He was on Horizon? a couple of years back. [/quote] Chris Beedie (The Beedster).

[quote name='bassman7755' timestamp='1478006776' post='3165905'] In the event you do agree to pay towards some work then make it clear you will only pay the repairer directly. [/quote] [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1478006828' post='3165906'] And a copy of the receipt plus the luthier's number to give them a call, then I would tell them to FO anyway [/quote] I would advise very strongly that you do NOT do this, in fact that you do and say absolutely nothing that might imply that you felt any responsibility or liability at all. If this guy really is a scammer (for £230? sounds more like a newbie or an incompetent to me) then he'll know how to parlay your tacit admission into complete liability. Just say, as politely as you think appropriate, that there was nothing wrong with the bass when he bought it, and it sounds as if he's been scammed by a dodgy luthier. Ball --> his court.

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OK, too easy. Time to raise the bar. How do you quote the bits you wish they'd said, rather than the tosh they actually wrote?

It was all good until he got to the bit where he suggested that those pills and potions that promise a larger manhood maybe don't work. Now that's nonsense ... those pills work just fine. No ... wait a minute ...

Funny things, Hondo. Many were so utterly crap that they became known as Horrid Hondo, but some were lovely instruments. Different factories maybe? Or different countries (first Japan, then Korea I believe).

[quote name='Graulges' timestamp='1474884339' post='3141187'] I thought it was this one. [/quote] Hot Damn! If that was a P, I'd be all over it ...

He's been an eBayer for less than a month, and sold a pair of jeans (!) and an angle grinder. Walk away ...

[quote name='EBS_freak' timestamp='1477573997' post='3163088'] Well, I guess. I have to hire my tour busses. [/quote] Last I heard, JTUK had a Tourbus Hire firm ...

The real problem lies with the JET (Jargon Enhanced Topic) becoming such an ARE (acronym rich environment) leading to excessive pressure on the RSBT (Repeated Subject Boredom Threshold).

To look for his girlfriend's braces you mean?