Happy Jack

"Hoffner of England"? They're 'aving a giraffe mate. I'd love to see some photos of that bass.

You have a copy of '[i][b]Grandad[/b][/i]'?

Are they really that short of placenames that they have to use them twice?

I'm sorry Mike, but you have to draw the line somewhere. That is just awful at any price. At £880 it's just ミッキーを取ります

But not if Kiwi is there ...

Damn! And I need one of them sweaters too ...

I don't need bargains any more. As soon as that Nigerian Prince transfers the $2.3 billion into my account I'll be minted. He's had all my account details for a week now, and I've sent him scans of my passport and driving licence like he insisted - I can't think what the holdup might be.

[quote name='Rich' timestamp='1460923872' post='3029878'] Perhaps I should have added 'ps. JOKE' to my original post. [/quote] Eezer good, eezer good, eezer good, Smilies are good.

Surely South East Northumberland is better known as "Yorkshire"?

[quote name='Rich' timestamp='1460882474' post='3029450'] And then the Spanish bloke says, "What the hell does 'two yes two' mean?". [/quote] Back to back. It's pronounced doh-cee-doh.

No, but you'd get it five hours earlier.

... why not say what you've got? https://www.gumtree.com/p/musicians-available/guitarists-bassist-and-singer-available/1164763599 I like these guys already.

Could well be up for this, but I'm gigging on 8th so the following day a hundred miles North of London wouldn't really work for me. If it's 2nd or 16th then looking good.

In the main, you need to Allemand left as you swing around, then dos-si-dos your pardner. Or something.

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Oh yes ... over a beer sometime.

[quote name='Twincam' timestamp='1460804686' post='3028886'] I guess they think either this place is sh*t I'm outer here or they give up bass right? [/quote] Or they realise that the world only has room for one cross-dressing Korean slap-meister.

Damn! Playing a gig tonight with a band that I thought I'd left ... frankly, I'd rather be at The Spice.

It's not just the BBC is it? All those names from the past ...

Had this happen to my band at one venue. We played there again ... but WE put the jar around before he could.

Anywhere that can be described as [i]"[color=#000000]5 minutes walk from Willesden Junction tube/overground" [/color][/i]is sufficient warning that you should avoid this seller. Willesden Junction has yet to be dragged, screaming and kicking, out of the worst days of the 70s.