And these are mainly the guys who never made it to the audition.
I once had an American guitarist / multi-instrumentalist with an excellent self-published album on t'Net turn up for a planned first session of a new band.
As soon as be arrived and opened his mouth, it started to go pear-shaped. He was Spanish.
But your name? ........... Ees a stage name, si?
But your details say you are American also. ....... Yeh, yeh, ees good background, si?
Then he started to play. His guitar playing was complete sh*t. No, really, complete sh*t.
But your album, isn't that you playing guitar? ....... Si, and zee session guys too.
By now, the drummer and I are desperately trying both to not crack up, and also to not kick the sh*t out of this guy.
Oh God, let's fall back on the standards. Let's play Red House.
Spaniard starts playing ... well, I don't know what he was playing. Drummer and I stop and look at him.
We're supposed to be playing Red House. ........ But zat EES Red House!
No, no it's not, really it's not. ......... Ha! Maybe I know anuzzer Red House!
End of audition.