Happy Jack

You're setting the bar pretty low ...

Oops! No, that was the Keef / Beatles thread. Maybe we should merge 'em. Then lock the whole thing. Next up - Frank Sinatra, Magical Influential Voice or Probably A Paedo (And We Don't Want Any Of That Do We?).

Didn't this topic get locked and banned a while ago? If nor, why not?

Bloody hell! Are you going to do both Brighton and London? Now that's commitment ...

It was my daughter got me into playing bass ...

£500 is hardly ideal.

I'm going to stand outside on the pavement and make faces through the window ...

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Agreed with a lot posted here. I sing lots of BVs, but I only sing lead if it doesn't interfere with the bass line. Practice is the key, and especially practising the bass line and the vocal separately before trying to bring them together. Also worth noting that some people have voices that a PA loves. Unfortunately that means that some don't. If, like me, you're in the 'wrong' camp then there's no need for despair. There are some very useful (if expensive) toys out there. I've been very impressed by the Mic Mechanic.

I'm planning to try this as soon as I migrate from bass to mouse on stage.

Almost.

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Speak for yourself!

Yadig? You get the picture? You don't drink, you don't smoke, what do you do? Shall I tell you about my life? Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

Strewth and gorblimey, not to mention jeepers creepers.

Musically, really very little. If there's a dozen decent music pubs in the area described I'd be surprised. I think you're down to one pub in Harrow, a couple in (North) Greenford, maybe one in Ruislip, not sure about Uxbridge - there used to be several but precious little left now. That's the A40 done. The M4 corridor is not much better. A couple of pubs in Brentford & Isleworth, a couple in Hounslow, and a couple in Hayes. The only area where music pubs seem relatively healthy still is the triangle below Heathrow stretching down to the A316. It's not great. I'm sure things improve once you get outside the M25 though.

Do remember to wrap it in tin foil first ...

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I find that hard to answer because, in the main, I just don't do that. I'm in the happy position of being able to do this purely for fun. If it ain't fun, I don't do it.

[quote name='ubit' timestamp='1439797508' post='2845740'] I get cramp quite often and always towards the end of a gig ... [/quote] Try doing some simple and unobtrusive stretches of the fingers between numbers - just casually push each finger back until you feel the web stretching at the bass of the finger, nothing painful. Then let your arms hang loose at you sides and rapidly rotate your wrists so that your hands and fingers 'flap'. The whole process takes about 20 seconds, less time than it takes for your singer to have a slurp from his beer. It also helps if you play without any sort of jewellery, rings obviously, but also the many types of bracelet that have become fashionable, and especially heavy watches.

Dirty Mojo Cramp In Hand String Donations

In my (unfortunately extensive) experience of this issue, I've yet to come across a magic bullet - your problem is far more likely to be a bunch of inter-related issues, not something that can be fixed by a visit to a physio or osteopath. That's definitely a good place to start of course, but I finally got things under control by obsessing about lighter basses and rigs, changing the way I play, visits to the osteopath, and (above all) doing Pilates for the last four years. The majority of my problems were related to my posture and to how I stand and hold myself (don't start with the ooo-er missus). If you want a brief taster, follow the link in my sig to my YouTube channel and watch the presentation I did to two Bassbashes last year. Good luck.

There's a very old joke about a bicycle repair guy charging £10.05 to repair a puncture. The customer says "£10.05 for a bit of rubber and some glue? That's outrageous!" Repair guy says "5p for a bit of rubber and some glue, £10 for knowing what to do with them." Seems fair enough to me.

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