Happy Jack

I was doing fine until I got to "bowing and be able to read music". Ah well ... onwards and upwards.

https://www.notreble.com/buzz/2013/01/03/bass-of-the-week-david-gage-czech-ease-double-bass/

Here you go ... 100% cotton but NOT colourfast, truly Godawful design, dodgy-looking website but they take PayPal. All you need now is a Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute act. http://country-cowboy.com/en/cowboys/192-chemise-h-rebel.html

In all fairness, guys, neither of you stipulated QUALITY! 😂

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I take lead vocals on about a quarter of the songs for my covers band ... does that give me 'lead singer syndrome'? I rather think not. 😂

Google Maps gives me 97 minutes by the fastest route. Please let me know if you re-locate to, say, NW London. 😉

Best ad on here in a long time. Good luck, and I hope a Basschatter can step in. I'd put a smiley/emoticon thingy here, but the current selection is so childish that it would just be embarrassing.

There's still room on there for a couple of PAR cans and a Zoom Q2n 4K. Just saying ...

Can I just say how much I liked the "Linkshander" inscription? 🙂

Big place, London. You'll more likely get a response if you tell us where in London you are based.

When you need a P, there's no point trying to resist. Best get it over with ... you'll feel much better.

You've not been to one of my gigs then?

On more than one occasion, I haven't even been the best bass player in the band ...

With narrow-bodied instruments like my Kolstein Busetto (and my old KK and Ampeg BabyBasses) I've always found the solution lies in placing my left KNEE in the correct position, bracing the lower bout and preventing the bass from trying to spin around its axis.

Latest results from the James Webb Space Telescope suggest that Dark Sound makes up 97% of all the audio in the Universe.

The solution is obvious. We should all agree to stop listing gear in the Marketplace until the current glut of cheap, high-quality basses has been absorbed. What could possibly go wrong?

Number of frets: 25 or more Neck scale: Long Weight: 5.00kg Body material: Others Comedy gold ...

None of it matters as much as the WEIGHT!

I've not found a stereo signal from my keyboards to be particularly useful but if you're using lots of FX (chorus & flanging especially) then I imagine it makes quite a difference. I have a decent selection of Radial boxes including the classic JMI and a couple of Stagebugs, but on the rare occasions I want to send a stereo signal I actually use https://www.gear4music.com/PA-DJ-and-Lighting/SubZero-Dual-Passive-DI-Box/2SYK?origin=product-ads&gclid=Cj0KCQjwhL6pBhDjARIsAGx8D58OdPZMphVNgmLel6sMA0e21pntD4efOOJehMyvkACu7S3ulLNLeDkaAkQ2EALw_wcB It works absolutely fine, is smaller and lighter than a JMI, has the Stereo/Mono flick switch, and is WAY cheaper.

I have big, clumsy fingers and an agricutural playing style. I can cope with 18mm, I find 17.5mm right on the edge, and anything narrower than that is a problem. Can I still play? Yes, of course, but I can't play like me. String spacing at the nut is far less important, especially when I'm playing a fiver, because I'm usually playing around 5th/7th fret interspersed with open strings and runs. If I was playing fancy riffs using the first couple of frets (why would I want to do that?) then I imagine I'd feel differently about it.