At rehearsal for a Dep gig that I really regret accepting:
Me to Guitard - Are you playing a quick change there at the start of the verse?
Guitard to Me - No no no, it's not a quick change.
Me to Guitard - I know that, but it sounded to me like you went to the F and then back to the C.
Guitard to Me - Yes I did, but I was trying not to ...