Happy Jack

Nooooooooooo!!! 😱

The neck is a piece of sheer craftsmanship by Andy, and his logo is the only thing that should be on there. I draw the line at his mobile number and website, mind ... The idea of a matching headstock is very tempting and would look as cool as the other side of your pillow, but that's a 10-year-old white nitro finish on the body so I can't imagine that it would be an easy match!

I was 13 so this was pretty much my last year of preferring singles (we called them '45s') to albums (we called them 'LPs'). Arrival - Friends - 01-70 Badfinger - Come And Get It - 01-70 Shirley Bassey - Something - 07-70 The Beach Boys - Cottonfields - 06-70 The Beatles - Let It Be - 03-70 Black Sabbath - Paranoid - 10-70 Bobby Bloom - Montego Bay - 09-70 Blue Mink - Good Morning Freedom - 04-70 Blue Mink - Our World - 09-70 Bob & Marcia - Young Gifted And Black - 03-70 Bread - Make It With You - 09-70 The Brotherhood Of Man - United We Stand - 02-70 Butterscotch - Don't You Know (She said Hello) - 05-70 Glen Campbell - Honey Come Back - 05-70 Glen Campbell - It's Only Make Believe - 12-70 Canned Heat - Let's Work Together - 02-70 The Carpenters - (They Long To Be) Close To You - 10-70 Clarence Carter - Patches - 10-70 The Chairmen Of The Board - Give Me Just A Little More Time - 09-70 The Chairmen Of The Board - You've Got Me Dangling On A String - 12-70 Chicago - I'm A Man - 02-70 Chicago - 25 Or 6 To 4 - 08-70 Christie - Yellow River - 05-70 Christie - San Bernadino - 11-70 Jimmy Cliff - Wild World - 09-70 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Travelin' Band - 05-70 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Up Around The Bend - 07-70 The Cuff Links - When Julie Comes Around - 04-70 Dana - All Kinds Of Everything - 04-70 The Dave Clark Five - Good Old Rock 'n' Roll - 01-70 The Dave Clark Five - Everybody Get Together - 03-70 Deep Purple - Black Night - 09-70 Desmond Dekker - You Can Get It If You Really Want - 09-70 Neil Diamond - Cracklin' Rosie - 11-70 Sacha Distel - Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - 03-70 Joe Dolan - You're Such A Good Looking Woman - 04-70 Clive Dunn - Grandad - 12-70 Edison Lighthouse - Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) - 01-70 Dave Edmunds - I Hear You Knocking - 11-70 The England World Cup Squad - Back Home - 05-70 Fair Weather - Natural Sinner - 08-70 Horace Faith - Black Pearl - 10-70 Family - Strange Band - 10-70 Don Fardon - Indian Reservation - 11-70 Fleetwood Mac - The Green Manalishi (With The Two Prong Crown) - 06-70 The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself - 04-70 The Four Tops - It's All In The Game - 06-70 The Four Tops - Still Water (Love) - 10-70 Aretha Franklin - Don't Play That Song - 09-70 Free - All Right Now - 06-70 Frijid Pink - House Of The Rising Sun - 05-70 Marvin Gaye - Abraham Martin & John - 06-70 Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky - 04-70 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Chile - 11-70 Herman's Hermits - Years May Come, Years May Go - 02-70 Herman's Hermits - Lady Barbara - 12-70 The Hollies - I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top - 05-70 The Hollies - Gasoline Alley Bred - 10-70 Mary Hopkin - Temma Harbour - 02-70 Mary Hopkin - Knock Knock Who's There - 03-70 Mary Hopkin - Think About Your Children - 10-70 Hot Chocolate - Love Is Life - 09-70 Hotlegs - Neanderthal Man - 07-70 The Jackson Five - I Want You Back - 02-70 The Jackson Five - ABC - 06-70 The Jackson Five - The Love You Save - 08-70 The Jackson Five - I'll Be There - 12-70 Jethro Tull - The Witch's Promise / Teacher - 02-70 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Chile - 11-70 Johnny Johnson & The Bandwagon - Sweet Inspiration - 08-70 Johnny Johnson & The Bandwagon - Blame It On The Pony Express - 12-70 Tom Jones - Daughter Of Darkness - 05-70 The Kinks - Lola - 07-70 John Lennon, Yoko Ono & The Plastic Ono Band - Instant Karma - 02-70 Marmalade - Reflections Of My Life - 01-70 Marmalade - Rainbow - 08-70 Lee Marvin - Wand'rin' Star - 02-70 Matthews Southern Comfort - Woodstock - 10-70 McGuinness Flint - When I'm Dead And Gone - 12-70 Melanie - Ruby Tuesday - 11-70 Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi - 08-70 Gerry Monroe - Sally - 06-70 Gerry Monroe - My Prayer - 12-70 The Moody Blues - Question - 05-70 The Move - Brontosaurus - 05-70 Mr. Bloe - Groovin' With Mr. Bloe - 06-70 Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime - 06-70 Gilbert O'Sullivan - Nothing Rhymed - 12-70 Freda Payne - Band Of Gold - 09-70 Peter, Paul & Mary - Leavin' On A Jet Plane - 01-70 Pickettywitch - That Same Old Feeling - 03-70 The Pipkins - Gimme Dat Ding - 04-70 The Poppy Family - Which Way You Goin' Billy - 09-70 Elvis Presley - Don't Cry Daddy - 03-70 Elvis Presley - The Wonder Of You - 07-70 Elvis Presley - I've Lost You - 11-70 The Rattles - The Witch - 11-70 Cliff Richard - Goodbye Sam Hello Samantha - 06-70 Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - The Tears Of A Clown - 08-70 Kenny Rogers & The First Edition - Something's Burning - 03-70 Diana Ross - Ain't No Mountain High Enough - 10-70 Diana Ross & The Supremes - Someday We'll Be Together - 01-70 Jimmy Ruffin - Farewell Is A Lonely Sound - 04-70 Jimmy Ruffin - I'll Say Forever My Love - 08-70 Jimmy Ruffin - It's Wonderful - 11-70 Shocking Blue - Venus - 02-70 Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water - 03-70 Edwin Starr - War - 11-70 Status Quo - Down The Dustpipe - 06-70 Steam - Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - 03-70 Cat Stevens - Lady D'Arbanville - 07-70 Ray Stevens - Everything Is Beautiful - 06-70 The Supremes - Up The Ladder To The Roof - 05-70 The Temptations - I Can't Get Next To You - 02-70 The Temptations - Ball Of Confusion - 10-70 Ten Years After - Love Like A Man - 07-70 T. Rex - Ride A White Swan - 11-70 Nicky Thomas - Love Of The Common People - 07-70 Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me Not To Come - 09-70 The Tremeloes - Me And My Life - 10-70 White Plains - My Baby Loves Lovin' - 02-70 White Plains - Julie, Do Ya Love Me - 11-70 Roger Whittaker - I Don't Believe In If Anymore - 05-70 Andy Williams - Can't Help Falling In Love - 03-70 Andy Williams - It's So Easy - 09-70 Andy Williams - Home Lovin' Man - 12-70 Stevie Wonder - Never Had A Dream Come True - 04-70 Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours - 08-70

Just so long as they're not expecting us tonight!

Happy to be of service, SAH!

Lest anyone is taking any of this seriously, I strongly advise you to go to that FB page and read the comments. These people are apparently world famous for their non-existent service, non-existent communications, and appalling wait times for their basic product which is ERB strings. By all accounts they do eventually deliver, and allegedly the strings are worth waiting for, but the idea of handing over several thousand pounds to them and settling back to wait for a barely useable prototype to come through the letterbox is deeply, deeply unappealing. 🤨

Assuming that Bojo the Clown doesn't throw a cordon of SAS around the venue, this will be going ahead.

I'll be wanting to see a video of the Countdown to Midnight, then ...

Always thought that Rusty Polepiece was sadly under-rated as a bassist.

And on eBay you may be able to find necks for guitarists with really big hands. 😗

Neither, it's definitely a bass. https://www.gear4music.com/Guitar-and-Bass/Brian-May-Bass-Guitar-Antique-Cherry/1R29?origin=product-ads&gclid=Cj0KCQiAk4aOBhCTARIsAFWFP9GLgizGEaVNX6GQjrLg_T2nDObFnCV166Ci7PmyTElfNO7pcad19uoaAjBGEALw_wcB

What is this 'balance' of which you speak?

Thirsty.

It's a folding jobbie, travel bass.

That is looking bloody gorgeous!

Your wish is my YouTube ...

Bit of a wizard, was he? 😉

Agreed, but do note that this would NOT give rise to a claim against you!

Opinions vary, of course, and there's no 'right or wrong', but I've played the thick end of 500 gigs in the last 10 years, with multiple bands and at multiple venues, and I've never once needed PAT, insurance, or any other fine scheme designed to part me from my limited supply of money. IMHO you are dealing with risk assessment here. PAT - who is at risk of your faulty wiring causing death or serious injury? Well ... erm ... that's you, isn't it? And in whose best interests is it to ensure that your equipment is NOT badly wired? Oh yes, that's you again. Insurance - who is likely to sue you, and for what? I can imagine being sued for a trip hazard (probably a speaker cable, maybe a monitor) or for equipment falling over (almost certainly a PA speaker toppling off its stand). Has this ever happened to me? Trip hazards = No. How difficult is it to route your cables away from drunken punters and dancers? Falling PA = Yes. But that only demonstrated how things really work - a drunken dancer crashed into the PA tripod next to me and knocked it over ... onto me! Thing is, she would have had to be doing something really strange to knock it over onto herself, if you think about it. So why does this subject keep coming up? Because any serious venue must have insurance (Public Liability, maybe Third Party), probably pubs must have too. And their insurance policy will have a clause requiring them to insist on the people they engage (that's you, the band) to take out insurance too so that, in the event of a claim - no matter how unlikely - the insurance companies can have fun suing each other. None of this has anything to do with the real world of pub rock, it's all basically a scam to part you from your money. Much like almost every other form of insurance.

" This is a well-used guitar which I am selling on behalf of someone. " RUN AWAY NOW

On the subject of the 'orrible rubbery strings, you can achieve a great deal simply by taking a small tin of talcum powder in your gig bag, and dusting your hands with it before each set. May attract some funny looks from the rest of the band, but it really does make a difference.

Shouldn't this topic be merged into Notable Deaths?

Yup, I'm not seeing any splinters or obvious fractures, so it looks like a glue'n'screw job.