Osiris

The Bends - Radiohead

Take me home - Wilt (What an immense bass tone on this track 🤘)

Set the controls for the heart of the sun - Pink Floyd

Temple of love - Sister of Mercy

Faster - Within Temptation

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Black Bloody Sabbath

Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedy's

The devil put dinosaurs here - Alice in Chains

They walked in line - Warsaw

Magic mountain - Therapy

That's not a million miles away from the tone I have got with mine stung with D'Addario Nickel 50-105's although mine are standard 34" scale cut to fit but with the through body stringing there's not a lot to cut off when first fitting them.

The rosewood board on mine seemed a bit dry from new so it's had a couple of coats of lemon oil and D'Addario fretboard conditioner (not at the same time) over the 15 months or so that I've owned it and the board looks and feels so much better now. Obviously the lemon oil has completely ruined it but I persevere none the less. Generations of inbreeding, see. You're gonna need a bigger pyre, Stub. And even though I didn't mind the stock (presumably Fender) flats that came with it, and I say that as someone who is definitely not a flats guy, I highly recommend restringing the JMJ with rounds. There, I said it. Stick rounds on it. I always felt there was something missing with flats on, definition I suppose, but with rounds it just breathes more. Much more. I don't go for a super bright clanky sound but there is much more clarity and detail with rounds. The inherent short scale tubbiness covers the thumpy aspect of the tone as does that monstrous pickup but the rounds add that extra dimension to the tone that, IMO, was previously missing.

Lovely - Suicidal Tendencies

The dam at otter creek - Live

Who Knows - Therapy

Urban Guerilla - Hawkwind

Ceremony - Joy Division

Inside - Stiltskin

More - Sisters of Mercy

Repeater - Fugazi

My mate's wife is Japanese, I'll get her number for you so you can have her on speed dial for real time translations. Would that help?

Which is the exact opposite when it comes to cars. I'd take a red one over a blue one every single time. My current car is blue and it's an absolute pain in the arse, it's a total drama queen, every time you get in in something starts bleeping and sqwarking and having hissy fits. The f@cking thing is trying to be too clever for its own good. Maybe I should drive it into a ditch at high speed and see if anyone in the audience notices.

Yes, I'd agree with that. In my opinion and experience, to regular punters a pub band is usually judged by the quality of the singer and the type of material they're playing. Also, IMO, most pub crowds prefer a second, or even third, rate Oasis cover to a musically perfect, uncompressed, original composition - simply because they've usually had a few drinks and they want to sing along and dance with their friends rather than spend the evening analysing the individual components of the song. The challenge was issued in response to the following statement, As Al Krow is focusing exclusively on the use of pedal compressors by pub bands, my challenge to him is based on the band's he plays in which, AFAICT, are your 60's to contemporary rock and pop bands. Pub band volume tends to vary between barely controlled to way too loud. These bands are ubiquitous on the UK pub scene, jazz bands don't really crop up in the UK pub scene. Jazz really isn't my thing so I'm happy to take your word for its noticeable absence if it were to drop out. But my challenge to Al remains - stop playing half way through a song and see who notices, count the people who stop dancing and report back here with the findings.

Around 2 years ago my Helix Stomp crapped out half way through the second set of a pub gig, I've mentioned this before. The band was using IEM's at the time so I had no backline with me. It was a pretty typical pub gig, the venue itself know for its live music, not just a pub with a band up the corner. Anyway, my Stomp died and there was no bass signal for the last half a dozen songs. You could count on no fingers the number of people who stopped dancing. Not one. I got some hand signals from a guy who was indicating that he couldn't hear the bass but other than that nobody else appeared to notice. The guy spoke to me after we'd finished playing and it turned out he was another bass player. At best you're a guitarist in the band as far as almost every punter is concerned. Don't believe me? At the next gig you do stop playing half way through a song and see how many of the audience notice. Report back here with your findings.

I don't know - Ozzy