Your English is perfectly fine; a few minor errors that don’t stop your message being clear. I know native speakers of our very complicated language who cannot create sentences as complicated as yours are.
How many basses do you actually own @stewblack? Do you fall over them when answering the door ? Do you create space by burning the ones you don’t like as much in order to save on gas CH?
Sadly you’ll have to go further than Bulgaria, even it’s rarer… that’s just some humans you’re discussing there. I’ve been to a lot of countries and dic&s are to be found everywhere
antarctica perhaps,