Geek99

You’re weird just fit in already

I think the accepted order of events is 1. Face tricky choice 2. ask here 3. wade through 617 replies veering wildly between helpful and “not so much” 4. Agonise for days ignoring partner and children in a wilderness of indecision and despair 5. toss a coin 6. repeat steps 4 & 5 7. Buy one 8. regret it and buy the other, vowing to sell the first one 9. fail to accomplish second part of step 8

Back in the mists of time, a bass was being discussed and someone asked if it was any good for playing metal bass on. now running gag, well, more like limping really

And also make sure it’s good for playing metal… well, someone had to say it …. @lvrossem it’s a running joke around these parts

That was in reply to @BassmanPaul who stated that he was giving lots of things away

Donate to a basschat bass bash raffle?

Yoda in da house… you forgot “hmmmm” at the end

Yes - done the grain dye thing. He is right

I tried going low-key and showing off the wood. Didn’t end well…

Fairly sure. Not that it mattered, it was very competently done whatever their gender

I asked this question a way back it puzzled me also

That should be a basschat theme @ped Emblazoned across the head bar, a nod to Rush to please most members. You can send my royalty cheque annually, when it will Doubtless dwarf the gdp of France 👍

#spiritofbasschat

That markbass is listed as fretted btw

I’ll take option c

I won’t mention that, don’t want to do a Trump and normalise deviant behaviour

Blue four string, three slanted pups, 47,000 knobs, he says it’s “good for slap”. 🤦‍♂️… so it’s clear we haven’t got him fully house-trained yet 🤷‍♂️

I’ve never been, I must confess, but my work colleague bought a blue Dingwall used from you guys very recently and is delighted. He has converted from The Dark Side, bless him

I bought some strings for an acoustic bass from Joel and instead of what I wanted he sent house bricks then hid the money in a secret Swiss bank account behind the vengeful wrath of PayPal - then he sent a message full of laugh emoticons entitled “can’t touch this” to Hammer the point home. * never again ** * not actually true ** ditto

There was that time someone posted a very competently played funk cover by a bunch of talented Japanese ladies and still only a few people liked it, tough crowd here @aeonspromise

Possibly we are not your target market - average age here is 94, and the grumpy version of it (irony, btw)

No, it isn’t

You got better though… thanks to Rick-anon

@peteb that’s about five miles from my house, wish I’d known