Geek99

It’s like carbon-offsetting

Not what you meant by “well hung”…

It can be amusing but it’s more the relentless abuse of alternative view points and naked politicism that turned me off. it has no place in a guitarist-free zone where 99% agree to differ I also went to fort Sumter? The place with the breached wall. It brought home to me the scale of your not so civil war

I totally “gentleman’s fancy” one of those. I know what the lady who runs my local OM night’s reaction would be @Nail Soup

HOLY f***

Well, at least it isn’t as bad as talk bass. welcome Jeff, it’s not on the tourist trail but I have actually been to South Carolina. my colleague and I were working in Macon GA and we drove to SC on Labour Day. We sat on the beach drink cocktails we have lots of Americans here @dclaassen @jd56hawk @Bluewine are just a few @Bluewine even gets our humour 👍

I bet you say, probably out loud, “I want fava beans, and a nice chianti ! ” before going into reverse gear to make double-sure of your (road) kill i did hear on Foxbook (a popular social media amongst Canids) that mother foxes have been using fear of Jack the Clutch-slipper to make their cubs stay close to home lest they be caught and subjected to your version of “the spatchcock” which is essentially a Pirelli tattoo non amusing full disclosure: when we arrived at my late fathers house and were told to avoid meat products in the fridge, I noted that there was a photo of a squirrel on the fridge door. I immediately pulled out a sharpie and drew tire tracks over it. Full-on empathic that I am. Partner was equal p arts shocked and laughing, till her dog spent the next day puking for England

Yes but only for hapless pheasants/partridges/foxes/badgers when you “swerve to avoid them” 🤫

Im not that sad but I might watch out for those brave enough to wear them and introduce myself (as someone else obviously, and I will spin a tissue of obscure but plausible lies to hide my identity which no one will ever guess to be my strategy if I just don’t type that anywhere … )

Just listen for the sound of knuckles being dragged and go to the other hall

How is “the path of the righteous man”** a bad thing ? Walk away from The Dark Side Looking isn’t a problem, it’s the optional buying stage to avoid ** or woman

@ezbass is clearly a heathen

No, needs the non-orange rings around the eyes. Also that Guinea pig looks insufficiently narcissistic. Hair’s right though

We’ll have to impersonate him

He’s breathing and comes to this site? that’s bona fide loyalty right there

Maybe The Donald will pardon him? he pardons everyone else

You are. I’ll order some tar and feathers from Amazon. Will probably need to put it on subscribe and save given all the tort-refuseniks around here. 🙄

Well since you’re not wanting to be called tasteless, you’d have to be out of your mind to pick anything other than tort. it was the 11th commandment from god, written on the back of the stone tablets as it’s slightly, but not much less important than “don’t kill people”, but “in letters of fire” and from God is about as definitive as it is possible to get

I vote myself into that one. I haven’t bought a pedal in 20+ years and the zoom b2 that I do have was gifted to me 17 years ago. I’m also brassic so won’t be buying anything - therefore set aside my cloud, thunderbolts and oak leaf crown right now

I agree - looks quite pale for LPB nice though and a great bargain

You BASTRAD … ok… hmm … needs tort really … 🍿

If you cannot persuade us, you stand zero chance of convincing SWMBO

Voice of reason

It’s new stuff. Guilty. Take him down… the gallows await

Never be shy to ask, is my advice 👍