[quote name='urbanx' timestamp='1435157539' post='2806048']
I would have gone with:
"If you want my come back, you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth first"
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It's a female heckler, I thought ?
Saw this once at a comedy club, the comic held up his hands for quiet, looked straight at heckler and said "let's all wait for her to think up a really good heckle". Everyone looked at heckler who was so embarrassed she left
[quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1434231113' post='2797881']
How do they do that lacquer crazing ?
Nice though
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I've since read that this can be done by putting the body in a freezer overnight then warming it up quickly. Apparently you rub shoe polish in whilst the body is still cold
[quote name='ballstomonty' timestamp='1434121575' post='2796940']
Well it's back home after a 3 hour round trip. Sound great. Desperately needs a set up, clean and a new set of strings so it's off down the local shop as with one year old baby I don't get time for such things.
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I hear that ...