Geek99

Splosh…

G string is a pun, Nilorious refers to a part of the lingerie as well as the bass string

Yes, and it must be made of the right wood…

Shockingly expensive

Cool bassline though

It’s English slang for the end part of a penis

Izzaut ….with a diacritic on the second z

Yes but many have been fettled into decent shape since

I’m pretty much a non drinker, keep trying a bit of spirits occasionally and making sure that it’s not worth the feeling bad next day and the gaps between are getting longer. I have psychological reasons why I do it and they are hard to leave behind

I’d never pay extra for a U.S.

Popcorn time 🍿 With some old chestnuts 🌰 thrown in

Free time ? That’s a luxury

Crocodile shoes was a song recorded by an “actor” called jimmy nail, snappy is a weak pun

Crocodile shoes? Make your bass sound more snappy

I was endlessly corrected on my use of German when in Austria … that’s why I added “kindly” you could have said “did you really think that …” or “had you really thought/believed/imagined that..”. Both add up to the same thing, but the second one is slightly more archaic in style.

English is complicated but you don’t improve if people don’t pick you up on mistakes (kindly)

What about non binary pickguards? I don’t think we should be enforcing gender stereotypes on plastic… they will get so confused personally I think your latitude affects the sound much more than wood. And maybe altitude too. The same bass sounds totally different when played on stage than at ground level. and on Wednesdays, for some reason the mid range tones are always better on days with longer names

That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day @neepheid I’ve only ever met one audience member who even thought “the bass sounded good” and I’m not 100% sure her comment would have been different if I’d been playing a jazz bass instead. I doubt “sacrilege” was her abiding principle

Do non bass players care ? I suspect not

Groove is in the heart the bass player’s choice