That's a beaut'. I'm nicking it. I like to ask them which accident they are calling about, as I'm old, my eyesight is failing and I'm always driving into people. Gets rid of them in double quick time.
Had a slightly odd one the other day. Usual tripe - "This is Peter (spoken in a heavy Indian accent). I am calling from BT about your internet connection. It is being used for illegal purposes. Ve are going to help you solve the problem. OK?"
We went through the usual - my telling him he didn't work for BT, that he was calling from a boiler room in Mumbai, that he was a scamming little toad and would he mind p1ssing off, etc - at which point he, obviously wishing to appear cool, Western and hip, started dribbling on about how he was "smoking a joint" and other nefarious nonsense. When I laughed, he hung up. Sad little git.