The drummers tale: Loves music and fancies being in a band. Buys himself thousands of pounds worth of Les Paul, effects and a massive Marshall stack (you'll see it gathering dust when you visit him at home one day). Bad idea, has absolutely no aptitude for the guitar. The bass won't work either. Keyboards? Forget it - doesn't have a degree in a science or maths subject. Can't sing for toffee. PING! (light bulb burns brightly), 'I know, I'll get a drum kit'. Quickly realises he's got the sh*te-est gig in the band so relieves the boredom by putting that favourite fill in at every opportunity and occasionally comes back on the beat.