Well, you say that, but I think it's important to understand that you not understanding everything in order to understand it is quite understandable given the circumstances.
I'm quite interested in the concept of...
...I mean, there's a lot of beach to slap, particularly in areas like Norfolk, how do you deal with dunes etc?
No idea if it's daft or genius but I'd pay hard-earned cash to attend every one of your gigs especially if you do One Nation Under a Groove and It's Raining Men.
Ahhh, cheers @Jack, that was the problem I was thinking of, I obviously read about it as it was just starting to be talked about and people were panicking.
Hmmmm, I read something, somewhere that the firmware sometimes bricked the speakers, it was later iterations than mine, which is why I have updated mine. I'll try and find the source of this.
I used a HX Stomp with two piezo basses, not uprights, but semi-hollow bodied. I too suffered with the same many-parametered madness that struck @keeponehandloose. I ended up with a Grace Design Alix plus a compressor through which an upright sounds glorious.