Blimey, like @AndyTravis said, it needs a wipe but a wipe would probably sort it all out. I'd bite their hands off at £350 or £375, mind you, that's because I've owned one.
Ah, all the punks around my way with a vocabulary that extended beyond 'Oi' ended up listening to Crass and wearing Tibetan clothes. With hindsight I expect we were actually mid to late seventies hippie variants, such was the nature of our ontological musings, ahem.
You flatter me @Al Krow, thank you very much. I've been called similar a few times on BC and I simply can't get used to it, I suppose that's because you lot have only ever known me as a reasonably genial over fifty year old whereas I still think of myself as a nose-picking obscenity-spewing punk with a penchant for existentialism and vandalism.