Nicko

Takes me about 5 minutes to be tuned and ready to go. But I have to wait for the drummer to set his mat, help with erecting the the banner, mount the lights, and the PA before I start. If the stage doesn't require us to really think about how we are going to fit it all in about 45 mins from shaking hands with the LL to soundcheck.

[quote name='DJpullchord' timestamp='1509656738' post='3400696'] It's not unrealistic to demand a hundred quid each per gig then? I appreciate the time that goes in to rehearse and new kit and ferrying drums etc. Not to mention learning to play for a few decades.... [/quote] If you are a three piece £100 each might be realistic at some venues. You will be competing with established bands with a track record playing for £250. If you were the landlord who would you book?

[quote name='BigRedX' timestamp='1509638745' post='3400535'] OK then. Wear black. Unless you are the focal point of the band, something simple and black always works. No obvious logos, band or otherwise and I would have said no trainers well, except for 90s and 00s indie trainers are fine. So long as they are dark. Preferably black. [/quote] I think I can manage that, at least dark colours are slimming. My preferred shoe would be a Vans Old Skool, which comes with a white stripe, but otherwise my Squier 70s re-issue P Bass is black, with a black pickguard. Colour in the form of a big yellow Markbass logo on the cab might be difficult to avoid. My US PB is black with a white pickguard. If I'm gonna hide in the shadows perhaps I should change it?

[quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1509632472' post='3400465'] Other band's T shirts ?? Never , never , never. Regularly I change out of one into something else to play. The punters wear band T shirts - the moment you step on a stage you're an artist , not a punter. [/quote] [quote name='BigRedX' timestamp='1509634172' post='3400482'] Very much this. IMO the same goes for anything with an obvious and visible brand logo on it. Unless of course said brand are paying you a sh*t load of money to wear it. [/quote] Ah, BC. You never fail to tell me what I should not do, but fail to answer the question of what I should do.

As a weekend warrior playing occasional gigs at the dog and duck, what should I be wearing instead of the ubiquitous (and much frowned upon in these forums) jeans and a vaguely music related tee shirt? Genre is 90s/00s indie.

[quote name='EBS_freak' timestamp='1509625461' post='3400374'] I think you missed the bit where the tongue was placed firmly in cheek. [/quote] Not guilty.

[quote name='FuNkShUi' timestamp='1509617811' post='3400275'] I play in a primarily wedding/function band. But we do play the odd pub gig for potential customers to be able to come and watch us. For weddings, you can charge what you like. Whether you get booked is another matter. I think you just need to be realistic with it. Take a look at the wedding bands that are established in your area. Do an honest assessment of your band. Then try to calculate what you think you can charge based off that. As for pub gigs, we don't play many of them, maybe 4 a year, and we get £300 a go. [/quote] You're doing well to get £300 at the dog and duck. £250 is normal for the London 'burbs. To answer the OP by the time you have taken rehearsal time, travel costs, set up time and expenses into consideration pub gigs wont give much of a return. As an hourly rate a pub gig with a 1hr each way journey, 1 hour set up and 2 x 1 hour sets with a break gives your something like £50-70 less expenses for a 6 hour job. Functions are profitable but what you play is very much out of the band's hands.

[quote name='Jakester' timestamp='1509622702' post='3400348'] Hmm, deliberately seeking to damage someone's hearing to make a point? Great idea... [/quote] Geez, lighten up. [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1509622934' post='3400353'] You've not much knowledge on in ears then? [/quote] Please educate me, surely pumping volume through IEM is the same as using in ear headphones at high volume which is widely believed to contribute to hearing loss.

No, not another thread on an age old topic. Our stickman turned up last night with a pair of earplugs. For some reason this ended up with him playing more quietly. Result.

Back on topic, should I be excited that PMT are now open in London, given the numerous other stores located in and around the capital? Am I missing something?

[quote name='Cato' timestamp='1509372013' post='3398375'] If everyone sends me £100, I'll reveal the simple way to make a shedload of money just by typing a few words on the internet... [/quote] Please PM me with your bank details and logon password so I can make the transfer immediately.

I'm waiting for Blue's critique of the ad.

You could fake the slide by adjusting your machine head or exerting pressure on the string between the machine head and the nut which are both fake whammy bar techniques used by Jake E Lee. You need to be pretty accurate getting the tuning back on point, and given the distance you need to cover getting to and from the headstock it only really works for slow pieces though.

I play this genre quite a lot and use a P bass with a floor mounted graphic eq set as a sad face to boost the mids. Sounds fine through the markbass. Occasionally I add some compression. I really couldn't get on using an active bass in this context, but each to his own.

I suspect the people you mention are capable of playing much more complex lines than they play, but would not come under the virtuouso category. Bass playing in rock is not about showing off for most bass players anyway.

My brothers best mate when he was a yoof ended up as a rodie for PIL, so I assume he would have had a few jars with, er, Jah.

[quote name='mikel' timestamp='1508261827' post='3390979'] Its the duty of the young to come up with the originals, and to push music to new places. Its the duty of old guys like me to play covers in a pub band cos thats what I now enjoy. When I was young I was in originals bands, its the way of the world. [/quote] The problem is that an originals band has no real purpose if the members are weekend warriors. Yes, you can make an EP or even an album but unless you are going to commit to the publicizing/touring you will sell diddly squat.

[quote name='EliasMooseblaster' timestamp='1508232271' post='3390628'] There's actually a historical reason for calling last orders at 11: I believe limited licensing hours were brought into force during one of the two world wars. I think it was the second, as the government realised it was advantageous not to have workers drinking until the small hours in the middle of the week, and also to get everyone into their homes with the blackout curtains up before the night-time bombing raids began. It was always assumed that the law would be repealed after the war ended. But, just like the hugely elevated tax we pay on alcohol in this country for similar reasons, the powers that be "conveniently forgot." (Of course, twenty years after that, with the explosion of amplified music in pubs, you had to start considering the neighbours as well, so perhaps ironically there was a good reason to keep an 11pm curfew in place!) [/quote] As far as I'm aware there is no requirement for last orders at 11 o'clock any more (all that changed with all day opening). My Local is licenced to serve drinks until midnight mon-thu, and til 1am fri-sat. They are only licenced for live music up to 11 IIRC. However, they choose to call time at 11.

[quote name='blue' timestamp='1508185695' post='3390401'] 75-80 is where I'd like to be. Blue [/quote] If I wanted to scratch a living at being in a band I guess I'd be looking for 1 function and at least a couple of pub gigs a week. 80 pub gigs in the UK would not be anywhere near enough to support myself.

[quote name='bazztard' timestamp='1508213790' post='3390503'] come on guys who ru kidding? An original band is a real band, they write music without taking into account whether or not girly girls will dance to it. [/quote] Light the blue touchpaper and retire to a safe distance

I enjoy practicing, or at least getting together with the band and making music. We're a covers band and as long as we have new material on the go its generally good fun. I like gigging too. Playing to an enthusiatic crowd is a great buzz. Whether the arse ache of actually getting the gigs, setting up, stripping down and everything that goes with it is worthwhile ........ The money is irrelevant and barely covers costs. Everyone in the band agrees we do not want to be gigging every week. Our ideal schedule would be 10-12 gigs a year. If I was doing originals I'd probably gig even less.

Normally I'd avoid it, but if you can negotiate free food, free drinks and want to see the headliners why not?

For us, we do bulk suggestions when we are bored wit the current list. Each member of the band suggests songs they feel fit the set. We list all the songs out and sit down to discuss whether the songs are [list=1] [*]technically possible [*]well known enough [*]will get the audience to react [/list] A surprising number get knocked off the list with question 1, eg a keyboard based song (we have no keys), a song that's too far from the singers range or slap bass (which I can't do proficiantly). Then we argue endlessly about each others lack of musical taste and eventually end up putting stuff on the list that we don't want to do. Last time around we had 47 suggestions. About 15 made it through to the list of potential songs. We then ignore the list because someone occasionally comes up with a blinder of a suggestion. Then we play a gig and realise that the punters taste isn't the same as ours anyway.

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1507904398' post='3388717'] Ha. Once we had vetoed something it couldn't be suggested again. Sounds like your band member has problems with rejection. [/quote] He can be a bit needy at all times and constantly asks during practice whether what he was doing was all right. He didn't even realise he'd duplicated the songs until I forwarded the previous email to him. Drummers, eh?

[quote name='Bilbo' timestamp='1507888119' post='3388532'] Every Jazz Guitarist ever. I always struggle with the underrated thing because it is inevitably subjective but there are a million Jazz guitarists who can outplay the more populist players yet remain obscure even amongst musicians. I am not going to list them as there are far too many. [/quote] Surely being underrated is more about what you play then what you can play. On this basis most jazz guitarists are not underrated because what they do play appeals to a small audience.