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  1. MacDaddy
    Regarding rehearsals, what about fun? Meeting your mates having a play, then going for a beer?
  2. MacDaddy

    Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check but the mirror wasn't working.

    1. alyctes

      alyctes

      You've been tracking mud into the house again. haven't you?

    2. Happy Jack

      Happy Jack

      Sorry to be a downer, but vampires show up in modern mirrors. They didn't show up in mirrors before because mirrors were backed with silver. Now we use aluminum.

  3. MacDaddy
    That's the one! 😁
  4. MacDaddy
    He used to have a regular Sunday afternoon jazz gig in (IIRC) Richmond. I went once it was absolutely heaving. Sublime playing.
  5. MacDaddy
    Change strings? 😳
  6. MacDaddy

    The inventor of velcro recently died. RIP.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      The bloke who composed the Hokey Cokey also died recently. His funeral was a bit chaotic -- it all kicked off when they put his left leg in the coffin...

  7. MacDaddy

    It takes guts to be an organ donor.
     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Yep...real heart

  8. MacDaddy

    My therapist told me "write letters to the people you hate and then burn them".

    Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

    1. lowregisterhead

      lowregisterhead

      😂 Whatever you do, don't bury them with the charred remains...

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  10. MacDaddy

    What is blue and not heavy?

    Light blue.

  11. MacDaddy
    I could fit it in my inside coat pocket.
  12. MacDaddy
    Ideally in-line, with no kink or angles from the nut.
  13. MacDaddy
    Trace Elliott (Peavey) make a 500w Elf 😎
  14. MacDaddy

    Baby On Board = fine
    Baby Superglued To MDF = not

    1. AinsleyWalker

      AinsleyWalker

      Baby on board 😞
      Pedal on board 😎

    2. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

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  15. MacDaddy
    Does this count? Herbie Flowers on electric bass, and Herbie Flowers on double bass...
  16. MacDaddy
    Useable multi fx presets, that require minimal tweaking.
  17. MacDaddy

    BREAKING NEWS: Medics have rushed into the I’m a Celeb camp after Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion. The venomous, creepy creature known for causing pain and death is said to be moaning about his sore finger. 

    No update on the health of the scorpion though...

     

     

     

     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Hope the Scorpion wasn't harmed too much.

  18. MacDaddy

    I entered a fancy dress competition yesterday dressed as a giraffe.

    I didn't win, but at least I can hold my head up high...

  19. MacDaddy
    433 to 367? 😕
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  21. MacDaddy
    Bros.
  22. MacDaddy

    Why do the Riot Police get up early?

    To beat the crowds...

    1. AinsleyWalker

      AinsleyWalker

      You're on a roll!

    2. Tim Chapple

      Tim Chapple

      Love it.

  23. MacDaddy

    What is it with these people who refuse to embrace modern technology?

    Answers on a postcard please...

  24. MacDaddy

    After seeing their energy bills rise, my local Chinese restaurant has been trying to save money.

    They say they can't turn all the lights off, but they do dim some.

     

    1. Happy Jack

      Happy Jack

      That is so outrageously awful that I rather wish I'd thought of it ...

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