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MacDaddy

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  1. He used to have a regular Sunday afternoon jazz gig in (IIRC) Richmond. I went once it was absolutely heaving. Sublime playing.
  2. Change strings? 😳
  3. The inventor of velcro recently died. RIP.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      The bloke who composed the Hokey Cokey also died recently. His funeral was a bit chaotic -- it all kicked off when they put his left leg in the coffin...

  4. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Yep...real heart

  5. My therapist told me "write letters to the people you hate and then burn them".

    Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

    1. lowregisterhead

      lowregisterhead

      😂 Whatever you do, don't bury them with the charred remains...

  6. What is blue and not heavy?

    Light blue.

  7. I could fit it in my inside coat pocket.
  8. Ideally in-line, with no kink or angles from the nut.
  9. Trace Elliott (Peavey) make a 500w Elf 😎
  10. Baby On Board = fine
    Baby Superglued To MDF = not

    1. AinsleyWalker

      AinsleyWalker

      Baby on board 😞
      Pedal on board 😎

    2. SpondonBassed
  11. Does this count? Herbie Flowers on electric bass, and Herbie Flowers on double bass...
  12. Useable multi fx presets, that require minimal tweaking.
  13. BREAKING NEWS: Medics have rushed into the I’m a Celeb camp after Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion. The venomous, creepy creature known for causing pain and death is said to be moaning about his sore finger. 

    No update on the health of the scorpion though...

     

     

     

     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Hope the Scorpion wasn't harmed too much.

  14. I entered a fancy dress competition yesterday dressed as a giraffe.

    I didn't win, but at least I can hold my head up high...

  15. 433 to 367? 😕
  16. Why do the Riot Police get up early?

    To beat the crowds...

  17. What is it with these people who refuse to embrace modern technology?

    Answers on a postcard please...

  18. After seeing their energy bills rise, my local Chinese restaurant has been trying to save money.

    They say they can't turn all the lights off, but they do dim some.

     

    1. Happy Jack

      Happy Jack

      That is so outrageously awful that I rather wish I'd thought of it ...

  19. Django Reinhardt did more than ok with just 2 fingers.
  20. Probably why he only lasted for one album. Imagine him trying to play the solo to Tornado of Souls 😖
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