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Stolen from the Facebook hence the dodgy formatting: HOW TO REQUEST A SONG FROM THE BAND When requesting a song from the band, just say “Play my song.” We have chips implanted in our heads with an unlimited database of the favorite tunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar and all songs ever recorded so feel free to be vague, we love the challenge. If we say we really don’t remember that tune you want, we’re only kidding. Bands do know every song ever recorded, so keep humming. Hum harder if need be… it helps jog the memory, or just repeat your request over and over again. If a band tells you they do not know a song you want to hear, they either forgot they know the tune or they are just putting you on. Try singing a few words for the band, any words will do. It also helps to scream your request from across the room several times per set followed by the phrases, “AW, COME ON!” and “YOU SUCK!” Exaggerated hand gestures expressing disapproval from the dance floor are a big help as well, such as the thumbs down or your middle finger up. Put- downs are the best way to jog a band’s memory. This instantly promotes you to the status of “Personal Friend of the Band.” You can bet your request will be the next song we play. Entertainers are notorious fakers and jokesters and never really prepared for their shows. We simply walk on stage with no prior thought to what we will do once we arrive. We don’t actually make set lists or rehearse songs, we mostly just wait for you to yell something out, then fake it. An entertainer’s job is easy, even a monkey could do it, so don’t let them off the hook easily. Your request is all that matters. Once you’ve figured out what genre of music the band plays, please make your requests from a totally different genre, the more exaggerated the better. If it’s a blues band playing, yell for some Metallica, Black Sabbath or Motley Crue. If it’s a death-speed metal band be sure to request Brown Eyed Girl or some Grateful Dead. We musicians constantly need to broaden our horizons and it’s your job to see that it happens… immediately. TALKING WITH THE BAND The best time to discuss anything with the band in any meaningful way is at the middle of a song when all band members are singing at the same time. Our hearing is so advanced that we can pick out your tiny voice from the megawatt wall of sound blasting all around us. And we can converse with you in sign language while singing the song, so don’t worry that we’re in the middle of the chorus. Musicians are expert lip-readers too. If a musician does not reply to your question or comment during a tune, it’s because they didn’t get a good look at your mouth in order to read your lips. Simply continue to scream out your request and be sure to over emphasize the words with your lips. This helps immensely. Don’t be fooled. Singers have the innate ability to answer questions and sing at the same time. If the singer doesn’t answer your questions immediately, regardless of how stupid the question may seem, it’s because they are purposely ignoring you. If this happens, immediately cop an attitude. We love this. IMPORTANT TIP When an entertainer leans over to hear you better, grab his or her head in both hands and yell directly into their ear, while holding their head securely so they can’t pull away. This will be taken as an invitation to a friendly game of tug of war between their head and your hands. Don’t give up, hang on until the singer or guitar player submits. Drummers are often unavailable for this fun game since they usually sit at the back, protected by their drum kits. Keyboard players are protected by their instrument and only play the game when tricked into coming out from behind their instruments. Though difficult to get them to play, it’s not impossible, so keep trying. They’re especially vulnerable during the break between songs. HELPING THE BAND If you inform the band that you are a singer, the band will appreciate your help with the next few tunes, or however long you can remain standing on stage. If you’re too drunk to stand unassisted, simply lean on one of the band members or the most expensive piece of equipment you see. Just pretend you’re in a karaoke bar. Simply feel free to walk up on stage and join in the fun. By the way, the drunker you are, the better you sound, and the louder you should sing. If by chance you fall off the stage, be sure to crawl back up and attempt to sing harmony. Keep in mind that nothing assists the band more than outrageous dancing, fifth and sixth part harmonies or a tambourine played on one and three and out of tempo. Try the cowbell, they love the challenge. The band always needs the help and will take this as a compliment. Finally, the microphone and PA system are merely props, they don’t really amplify your voice, so when you grab the mic out of the singer’s hand, be sure to scream into it at the top of your lungs, otherwise nobody will hear what a great singer you are. Hearing is over-rated anyhow. The crowd and the sound tech will love you for it. BONUS TIP As a last resort, wait until the band takes a break and then get on stage and start playing their instruments. They love this. Even if you are ejected from the club, you can rest assured in the knowledge you have successfully completed your audition. The band will call you the following day to offer you a position

All my custom Shukers are 32" to the open fret, including the latest:

Is it ok to take the battery out of an fx pedal, and just use a power supply unit? Ta!

I saw a review on the internet, of one of her songs. It said there was a really great bit towards the end, when she shut the feck up! 😖

Anyone know the actual music he's playing? And why that er, interesting overdub music was used?

I'll often flick over to Alice Cooper if I'm listening at that time of night.

I await double-Shukery goodness! 😎

Thing about selling up, if you did, then later on wanted to get back into it, there's plenty of inexpensive gig worthy gear available.

Do you want to point the Bass Direct owner towards this thread?

I know what you mean. I have a couple of mulfi fx, and have never used them to their full potential, but it's the convenience that does it for me.

Yup, took a break from playing the things, but was still on here looking at them and talking about them!

Mouse.

Shuker and Rob Allen owner here, so following this 🙂

I've used the pitch shifter on my Digitech BP355 ( a short scale bass with flappy strings which I tuned up a tone, then used the pitch fx to take it back to concert pitch) and it worked/tracked fine, so I'd recommend the Digitech Drop if it has the same gubbings.

Have you got it? I assume a NBD thread is imminent? 😎

Like when Hydra grew within SHIELD then took over?

He's done worse! 😆 This is on an album 😯 Btw I speak as a Manowar fan, and actually rate Joey as a bassist 🙂

Mightily surprised that Jackson is still there. A USA Jackson in great nick for under £1,500 😮

https://musiciansunion.org.uk/working-performing/working-overseas/working-in-the-eu

Bauhaus Passed me by at the time, even though they are my best buds fave band. Saw them the first time they reformed and toured, one of the best gigs I've ever been to. Awesome band 😎

Esteemed company indeed 😎 What's your bands name?

Similar to me, my bass playing comes from classical guitar technique.

Thought I'd put this here