01 Ever played a gig sitting down?
Yes, I was drumming. It all looks very different sitting down at the back. I also played a gig where there guitarist was so heavily... let’s say, sedated, he came up to me shortly before we started and said “I can’t feel my hands!” and he played the gig slumped over on a stool.
02 Ever gigged on a different instrument?
Yes, drums and guitar as well as bass gigs.
03 Ever shared a stage with a musical hero of yours?
John Earle
04 Any fan ever had a tatoo of your band's logo?
I hope not
05 Ever signed an autograph in a dressing room?
Yes, for the singer at my first gig with a new band. Awkward.
06 Ever cried on stage?
I felt like it when the singer walked halfway through a set but I was quite adequately sedated
07 Ever worn a hat on stage?
No, but did gig in a kilt once
08 Ever gigged with a band you hadn't met before the gig?
No, we had met at my only rehearsal with then during the afternoon of the gig where I learned their set
09 Ever been in a relationship with a fellow band member?
Only platonic ones
10 Ever played in different bands on the same day?
Yes
11 Ever had anything thrown at you while playing?
Yes, thankfully it was a bra
12 Ever crashed on the way to the gig?
Nope
13 Ever left a band over the choice of set list?
Not explicitly, but I play original music so musical differences feed into this
14 Ever slept in the venue despite it not being a hotel?
Nope
15 Ever been supported by a band clearly better than you?
Hell yes
16 Ever played a gig suffering from some debilitating medical condition?
Only chronic stage fright
17 Ever been in a band where the guitarist was your favourite bandmate?
Yes, most of the time I get on very well with them
18 Ever played in the grounds of a stately home?
I don’t think so
19 Ever injured yourself on stage?
Nothing which stopped me playing
20 Ever been told that your bass isn't loud enough?
Several times. I don’t believe in being loud on stage, it’s counter-productive