Inspired by a recent post by @NancyJohnson in the band name thread, a thread with a list of all your band's names over the years might be entertaining... hopefully.
Starting in 1989...
Morgue-asm - mercifully never even made it as far as a rehearsal room. I think there was a logo, though.
Edible - all the songs were about food, unintentionally.
Old Scratch - found in a thesaurus, looking up Satan. Perfect for jazz metal improv.
Frank Mammoth - they wanted Black Mammoth, I said no.
Twin Earth - turns out there were multiple twins.
The Remain - yeah, I know.
Broken Holmes Angry Watson - very short lived noise thing, I really liked this name.
Trusted None - can you feel the angst?
The Chapman Society - after Mark. Better than The Remain, I suppose.
Acrid Nebula - heavy stuff.
Decryptor - a moment of inspiration while looking at a laptop hard disk.
Two Tales of Woe - not one, not three, two.
Withered Fist - inspired by the glorious remains of St. Istvan.
There may have more, but those are the ones I can remember.