[quote name='skankdelvar' post='737686' date='Feb 6 2010, 10:22 PM']Slagging the ad off it isn't going to deter anyone here who fancies a go and I'm sure the management company will simply dismiss the rest of us as bitter old 'hobbyists'. Thus, no-one loses out.
So....
Well, it's probably not a joke. Just emblematic of the know-nothing f***-wittery of management companies (legitimate or otherwise) who cite a ludicrously wide spread of influences then lob up a requirement to perform Busted material - a band outstanding in a field of one and already long dead. A company characterised by standards inferior to those embodied by the mighty Noble etc might fail to mention the additional requirement for such desirable qualities as:
* A charming unwillingness to ask 'difficult' questions like "Can I show the contract to a solicitor" and "Where's the Merch money going?" and "Why do I have to pay you?"
* A willingness to put up with suggestions like "Here's the bass line the session guy played - learn it or you're fired " and "Don't stand there, the camera will see you, move or you're fired" and "Go get some liposuction or you're fired, you donut scoffing salad dodger"
* An eager readiness to be pilloried by Noel Gallagher and Sting, blanked on a daily basis by your singer who you never met before you walked into the rehearsal room and asked questions like "How did you come up with the band name 'Haplessly Exploited'?" on BBC Radio Malvern's drive-home show with Colin Inchpractice and Wendy The Traffic Girl. But the latter 'stardom' only if the singer's too off his face to get out of his room at the Worcester Travelodge (for which [i]you're[/i] paying £20.00 per night accommodation deduction).
* A touching desire to meet with and possibly fellate the silver-haired chairman of a sagging multinational record company to whom your managers recently emailed
To which e-mail they will probably receive no reply.
There's a lot to be said for being a bitter old hobbyist. We will hold the moral high ground through blood and fire.
[size=1]BTW, if Noble management need a release writer or some lyrics, PM me. OK? Nothing ventured, etc. [/size][/quote]
AMEN...Brother Skank has spoken