How very dare you.
Rodeo is banned here in Oxfordshire, and for good reason. People kept getting bucked off.
Fretless, on the other foot, is encouraged in this county. I have one that i play live, but keeping within the law, i'm obliged to play it while wearing clown shoes, a pink sports bra,
and a welder's mask.
No suede and dub den here, i'll have you know