S'ok Lewis, I forgive you!
This boredom thing can extend to lots of things, pickguards, tortie pickguards, tobacco sunburst etc.
I saw Glenn Hughes the other day with his relic'd Nash bass, and it looked supreme on him. He has that because as well as liking them it will be close in appearance to what his original bass would look like which is too valuable to take on the road.
Tom Hamilton and his metallic flake, suits him, on me I would look a tool. Some people can rock stickers on a bass.
A poor job whether normal or relic finish is a poor job and no one will like, a good finish either way a lot of people will like.
An old bass in pristine condition is a wonder to behold, by a worn old bass with stories to tell is also cool