Introducing
MegaMoggie!
The only cable you will ever need.
Astonishing new conductive material!
Works with every type of power supply!
Humanely harvested!
Endorsed by the RSPCA and the DoI!
Cleans energy molecules from your power source using naturally sourced materials!
You need these cables. They're made from feline protein filaments.
These are very good at cleaning up your power supply. If you have ever sat watching a cat groom itself you will understand how good this product really is! The best ones are made from the fur of British Shorthair cats.
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