SpondonBassed

Could be worse... it might have chaffinched its woodpecker or got pigeon-holed by a great big bustard. It's not a garden out there it's a jungle and we all know... Jungle is massive!

It's to be expected with a beard like mine.

I'm like Muttley with a medal mate.

Better than being a complete tit though. (I've never seen a partial tit now that I think...)

Oh yes. In keeping with the update.

Update: We've made excellent progress just lately. The Falls Clinic and the physiotherapists have got Jack standing and sitting well enough to manage the passenger seat of his own car with minor adaptations! We had a trial run out this afternoon. All being well, we should be attending with our own transport. Many thanks to @Andyjr1515 and @Stub Mandrel for their kind offers of a lift. We are optimistic as always but it's reassuring to know that we have options if the rules change on us again suddenly.

(still sulking because the yellow/black scheme has been dropped) Not saying. Oh darn it. All right. Mirrored pick guard against satin black. It'll be cool with the chrome hardware but flatter than if you go for chrome plate.

Cool. Our Jack has made a couple of ukes from kits and his own design. Great fun in a confined corner of the workshop.

Very tidy. That's not yet got its finish on yet has it? That should make it pop.

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If you want honk you need GEESE. (Ducks swiftly behind @RichardH)

Especially if Fleabag turns out to be Purple Ronnie on a Vimto sponsored tour as I have suspected for a little while just lately. Not sure why.

Like you didn't cast the ground bait for it. Heeheehee. Butter wouldn't melt...

Seconded. @Dood manages to keep it interesting without being hysterical.

I've been waiting since puberty for someone to sit me down and have that particular chat with me. I think we may have left it too late for me to benefit much from it. Please, please, please tell me Fleabag wants purple knobs.

Where does that plug in or is it wireless?

Without wanting to stereotype anyone... how is she for shoes? Not that I'd dare use it as a counter argument of course, just curious.

I hope you can fit the machine heads without spoiling that lustrous finish. It's a great effect.

So do I neither!

I agree. A tasteful airbrush job depicting splattered zombie skull and brain fragments with appropriate gouges taken out here and there.

Although that's in E flat I believe Nate originally played that on a four that is tuned to E flat rather than a five as he is sometimes seen with. He said in an interview that he liked the slackness of the lower tuning. That and a relatively high action contribute to "his" sound. I happily play it on my five but I've not yet got it down to my satisfaction.

It shows what can be achieved with a little thought and a suitable donor bass. I think you did well to keep it simple yet dependable. I wish you many years of happy use from it.

Speak for yourself! I only said that we should not that I would... I am perfectly happy to carry on shouting at squirrels and Fender evangelists. Let me enjoy my dotage please. I love my Hohner. That's fighting talk. Oh okay. Fair enough. It's a valid point and it means that Cuzzie and me are still cool. Plus... Hohner paddle basses don't fall over because of the two strap buttons. They aren't going to get the usual knocks and dings as a result. They keep their finish a bit better. Is tw4tting zombies about the head with a bass a recognised relicising technique then?

I'll do the test later when I can run it through the living room amp. In the meantime it reminds me how I used to be able to hear the chirps of bats when I was in my early teens. Later I worked in the aviation industry around commercial jet engines. We were always provided with hearing protection. I know I have lost some of the higher frequencies due to normal ageing but I have also been an all weather motorcyclist for twenty five years. I've done hundreds of hours of motorway riding with no fairing nor ear plugs and I now have tinnitus. It will be interesting to follow through with the test here. More later...

Using the word turdburst is where you may be going astray. It is a somewhat yet not entirely abstract description of the colours on one particular variation of a well known bit of popular Americana. Me? I think that colour scheme looks more like someone has prolapsed rather badly onto a big sheet of blotting paper and then put a sheet of tortoiseshell down in a poor attempt to cover up the stain. There is no doubt that we both should seek professional advice.