SpondonBassed

Welcome José.

Welcome back 38S.

Welcome TTS.

That's a classy touch. Very pleasing.

Welcome Obby.

Excellent work.

Welcome WT.

Welcome Jack.

Welcome Erik.

Welcome Pat.

Welcome back West.

If it was me I'd write "(or is it?)" in small letters underneath.

Welcome Ian.

I'd have the control plate in line with that lovely grain.

Don't worry. Good things are worth waiting for.

Welcome Jan.

Welcome Zang.

No need. It's covered extensively in the DoI thread.

As for toenails... Some years ago I found it was becoming increasingly difficult to cut my own toenails. Part of it was bend almost double and trying to breathe at the same time. Since I became a bit more, er, cuddly this has been a challenge. The other part is that I wear varifocals but the close focus part of the lens is at the bottom when I really need it to be at the top. This invariable results in neck ache from bending my head back for focus at the same time as being crouped up, so to speak. Jack hasn't been able to trim his own toenails for a few years and the chore fell to me. I hated the job because he's such a baby about it. We decided to get a chiropodist who does home visits every ten to twelve weeks. £27 each. We've been doing that for about five years now. It's made life a lot more pleasant for us both.

I found these easier and less annoying to use than the standard type (as mentioned by @Lozz196). They're very sharp. Nail Clippers - USHION 15mm Wide Jaw Opening Stainless Steel Fingernail and Toenail Clippers Cutter for Thick Nails with Fingernail File for Men & Women Big

Welcome Christina. My deepest sympathy for your loss.

Welcome Tristan.

Welcome Mikey.

Skin and snot. I understand your point of view now.

Welcome Mark.