Welcome Mudsprout.
I'll be honest with you. I have never heard anyone here ever say that.
Okay. You'll need a four, probably a P. Then you will need a J to complement it. After that you might go in the direction of a fretless for each version. Don't despair however. You can go and do the whole thing again but this time with five stringers, then sixes, then...
You'll get the hang of it, don't worry.
Seriously though; Promise yourself an upgrade as a reward for when you achieve a goal you have set for yourself. Then you can say you have earned it.