SpondonBassed

It's only a matter of time until the puns start... Apparently there isn't a lot of room for them in the Bad Jokes thread.

In the same song she asks if you've ever seen a woman taken by the wind. Why... no Stevie. Women tend to be quite furtive about their farts.

Is the body splitting at the glue line at the bridge end?

There's no time for that. Eat your chips before they get soggy:

A moment please Lauren? One could argue, as indeed you have, that everything is everything. I'd posit that since matter is made up mostly of the space between tiny atomic particles that everything is as close to nothing as makes no odds. A very small number (representing the volume occupied by the sum of all of the atoms in the universe (this one, for the sake of discussion)) divided by a very large number (representing the volume of empty space in the current universe) is so near to zero that you can ignore it for all practical purposes. In cosmic terms; everything is, to all intents and purposes, nothing (much).

It is nice to see that level of tolerance and finish. As said already, good luck with the product.

Thanks for the speedy response Dexy.

Two now... (Lights cigarette)

For the length of time that you've been a member, it seemed wrong for you not to have any Basschat Watts so I've, er, given you one.

Re-welcome 99ster. It's a privilege to encounter one of the First Ones.

Is that for speeding?

Have you any images of it on an instrument and with strings?

Glad to see you finally making a stand. Now what are you going to put on it?

Welcome Jimmy.

Well... we're ALL a bit rounder. Re-welcome.

Although you have ten eager followers on this thread, none of us are cracking a whip... at least not in your direction.

I wonder if Jodrell Bank would allow the use of their dish for my next guitar top?

Welcome BlueBossa.

Welcome Larko.

Welcome WB.

Does work stop if it's a good day for drying laundry or do you suffer an almighty scolding?

For a long time I assumed that acoustic guitar tops were generally flat. Now I suppose only some of them are if any at all. What does making the top very slightly dished do for the instrument? Is it a stiffer structure perhaps for the thickness of material?

You are most welcome. Although I have got Lee's YT page bookmarked, I liked that I could go from here to YT specifically for these clips and download them rather than endure the inline advertising. It was nice to have the shortcut since Lee never slowed down in his delivery of informative and entertaining vids. Quite the reverse in fact. Workaholic tendencies were rumoured and now we've seen first hand how he dedicates himself to whatever he's doing. I'm hoping he's either done his hot rod Show and Tell (mentioned in one of the links above) or is about to. That car looks the biz. See you elsewhere on the forum NoirBass. Cheers and many happy returns for the day.

Welcome Alfie.

Have they been nicking the bin liners for casual nookie again? Tsk. Pesky pachyderms.