SpondonBassed

Welcome SF.

The exciting bit of the flame is not covered by the pickguard so I'd have it.

Welcome Alfred.

No, not the mushy peas. You can't hold them to somebody as they just slide off their face as soon as you take your hand away. I suppose you could use a mask as a mushy pea containment device... (Makes a note to contact the Patents Office.)

PMd.

Welcome Howard.

Welcome Ash.

It's easy sorted. Claim it's a yard like the Americans do. Then if anyone says boo to you you can tell them to furlough off!

Welcome Filo.

Welcome Mikey.

We won't hold it against you.

Welcome David.

I'm seeing them all now thanks. Worth waiting for too.

Heeheehee. Just as it should be. The middle image is part of a piano hammer, I'm guessing.

I can't see images. I don't have Imgur blocked either.

Good to see you having a go Hiram. What you describe as a comedy of errors is not unusual. Like the claims that are made for Plug and Play compatibility in I.T. the reality is seldom that straightforward. Even doing a kit build with all parts from the same source, some fitting is usually required. Maybe Meccano should start offering bass kits?

Welcome Wattle.

I'm sure the man can speak for himself.

From here it looks like you've carpeted the inside to match your living room suite. How very co-ordinated of you. Heeheehee

Eclectic. Have you discovered the delicacy known as Mushy Peas served with fish and Chips yet?

Welcome Pamberi. SA?

Welcome Cog.

Cheers. Gettin' spalty widdit!

Although I can't see the images, the story's a good 'un.

I have a big bag of walnuts that need cracking. What's your hourly rate? [Howling with laughter] Nobody can complain about a noisy cleavage if you're sat on it I suppose. Nautical but nifty enough. Sounds a bit like something @Bridgehouse might say. You'd best get your coat. You're surrounded by a lot of us old fellas you know. We try not to be bitter about our bottomly woes when whippersnappers remind us about them but there are limits. Heeheehee