Aw.
I thought you were going to draw the body outline on the floor and jigsaw it out. If you have a heavy enough rug and it's off the main gangway your missus might not ever notice...
Have we now got three contenders for longest build ever? You, Owen and me? Who's keeping book?
If @ped wont expand his portfolio further for you with a site called BenchChat, I suppose we'll have to have your bench build here. If the bench has a bass clef monogrammed on it somewhere though, you should get away with it.