Owen

It was going so well

Ha! That will never happen. I just want hit a switch and hear the magic happen. I should probably have metioned that in the brief.

I had wondered about that, but do not know if it would actually sloooowww ittttt doooooooooowwwwwwwwwwn or just pitch it dow.

Thanks. I shall hunt them all down.

In fact, like Ped's first picture!

Thanks both. More shelves is just prolonging the agony! There are a couple of local auction houses I shall look at now that I have thought of the solution below. I could butcher a bureau so that the screen sat at an angle facing slightly up from the base of the first drawer. I have seen desks with screens set like that. I could still close it all up and pretend that it is just an antique oak bureau. Maybe. But writing this stuff down helps me process things. It is just unfortunate for you lot that you have to read it.

That is absolutely fair enough I wish you well with you search.

You people are all in league with BIG FX and are forcing me to spend big money on boutique stuff. Shame on you.

Nano Cortex. Get your preamps in there. Sell them all. Which will pay for the Nano Cortex. I am fully aware that there are subtleties which would be lost as different instruments interact with different front ends in different ways. But as soon as the Guitarmageddon kicks in, those subtleties will disappear anyway.

I guess this is the most obvious thread to put this conundrum to the hive mind. I have a desk which is a slab of MDF cut to fit sideways into one side of a chimney breast. It is almost 8'x4' and I can get LOADS of stuff on to it. Of course, the problem is that having that much space means that I actually DO have LOADS of stuff on it. I have an old bloke vanity project of subjecting the world to the noise I make when I record. I can not actually get to the kit which is buried under LOADS of stuff to pursue the creative process. Of course, I could just keep the desk tidy. But I cannot. I am not wired that way. I have been wondering about a writing bureau with the innards ripped out and mounting a widescreen monitor in there. This would be exclusively a workstation which could be closed, and the room would look significantly less cluttered. I would need monitor speakers on external stands. It looks as if my idea would need a supersized bureau, which does not seem to exist. I am not going to commission one because that would be ridiculous money. I have twin visual monitors at the moment, but could go for an ultrawide jobbie quite happily. Does anyone have any ideas?

Those are superb. I have eyed them from afar for years.

It's all about the feels!

Yummy! With a D tuner for E?

You only need to watch until 0:17.

I fancy being able to slow down a loop so that it sounds like someone has just turned the power off. Is there a pedal which will do this but without me dropping £300+ for a one off end of song thing? LIke this, but not as spendy

OK, thanks. I am not in the market right now. But I like to know these things. And I suspect I am not the only one.

So, are these going to be available commercially?

Welsh pickups bringing THE TOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!

If 4 tracks are (muddle muddle) good enough for Jaco (confusion) they are good enough for us (quizzical look into the middle distance).

Washes of flabby mush FTW!