My mate had always hated musicians because they were cooler than him. One day he was passing a music shop and he decided to pop in to see what all the fuss was about. He phoned me that evening and could hardly contain himself. "Mate, I finally get it. I was at the music shop, I picked up a Les Paul and knew I had to have it. I bought it on the spot." "So, it was like an epiphany" I said. "No", he replied, "It's a proper Gibson."
Sorry for the thread hijack.