We are all shallow enough to understand this.
If I was buying a cab now I would be all over the Greenboy cab in the classifieds. Drive with any amp you fancy.
It is still alive and kicking at work (FE College). Or i bought one for there a well. Sadly, a lot of my guitarist students cannot grasp the concept of a 5 string so I frequently find it tuned EEADG!
I picked up an MTD Kingston on a whim on here a LONG time ago. I paid £180 for it. They hardly ever appear, they are very light, the neck is proper yummy and the control cavity is big enough to put whatever you want in there.
I owned one of those for a bit. It was bonkers, in a good way. I only sent it back because yet again I proved that anything which gives me more than binary options makes my head hurt. I wish it was not so, but there it is. This is quite the machine.
I hate compressors. I own 3 Spectracomps to use in different places. You changes presets using the zap from your phone speakers through your pickps thang. It is so ridiculously easy.
Its a Jazz gig, you are playing a DB, you will look fabulous AND you get to play no more than 50% of the notes a bass guitarist would play AND you will sound better. There is nothing not to love.
Bass to cab placement is IMPERATIVE to controling Low Fequency wobblyness. If you are smack in front of the cab, the DB will just suck up all the extra LF and get wobbly. Standing to the side of it will clean things up in that particular circle.