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    [quote name='tedmanzie' timestamp='1359229227' post='1952003'] Ok I'll let you in on my weird crazy meter... Your reply is pretty weird! So maybe you are crazy. And what is a passing transient? [/quote] I'm not crazy, I have a certificate and everything. A transient is a polite southern euphemism for a homeless individual. And passing is, well, passing.
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    [quote name='skankdelvar' timestamp='1359228290' post='1951984'] I'm firmly of the opinion that anyone who names an inanimate object is mentally ill and my friend Brian the Telecaster agrees with me. [/quote] Well Billingsley, the 19th century gamekeeper who lives in my sock drawer, disagrees. He says it's perfectly normal and nothing to worry about. He also says we need to help out our boys in the Crimea.
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    Wow, craziness is logarithmic. Who knew?
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    [quote name='tedmanzie' timestamp='1359223496' post='1951896'] Someone on the Sales Forum just bought an envelope pedal, and posted "I'll take good care of her!"... Her? A stomp box? This is not sentimentality... This [i]is[/i] weird craziness...! [/quote] I'd appreciate access to this absolutely correct weird craziness meter you have, it would help settle a few arguments. Different people do different things, if you start writing off entire groups of people for minor idiosyncrasies, then I think you'll find yourself quite lonely. My advice is to gradate "weird craziness" and act accordingly, here's a couple of examples to get you going: Example: A man refers to his bass guitar by a female name. Action: No action required. Example: A man murders a passing transient, peels his skin, wears it like a suit, and runs around screaming about garlic. Action: Inform the police, hide any garlic you have on your person.
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    I do it, luckily I've only got 2 basses and a guitar, mine are named after my lady friend at the time. This just seems to me as another facet of the sentimentality debate. At uni me and my housemates ended up in a discussion of first thing you'd grab in case of fire. Mine was my bass, without even thinking, it holds so much sentimental value. It's not my first bass, but it's the one I learned properly on, I worked a proper job just to pay for it and I just can't imagine being without it. One of my housemates however, just couldn't understand this. It was covered under house insurance, so he just didn't get why I'd bother taking it, I'd get a brand new better bass from the insurance claim. He wouldn't take anything in case of a fire, he said there was nothing he had that was irreplaceable. Personally I find that a little sad. So really it's just a form of sentimentality, obviously I know my basses don't ACTUALLY have independent personalities, but projecting emotions and personalities onto things that don't necessarily have them is hardly the exclusive realm of the psychopath. Ever have a teddy bear? A pet? Ever get slightly misty eyed when moving out of a house you've lived in for a while? If not then fine, you're just not a sentimental person, but hat doesn't make those of us who are weird or crazy.
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    A friend of a friend was planning a Green Card marriage with an American friend of his, I can't remember what she was getting out of it but her parents found out and threatened to report him. It is apparently quite illegal, so don't do it, and if you do, cover it up well.
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    I've just abandoned the idea of ever finding a good vocalist, they're definitely the hardest musician to find. There's just so many hurdles to get over. Actually being able to sing, style, lyrics, people not liking your singers voice. The normal job of a singer is to provide melody, why not just move the melodies to the other instruments? It's astonishing how easily a singer can be replaced by some nice melodies and expressive playing. Instrumental music has really surged in popularity lately, if you can go instrumental, my advice would be do.
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    I've found that drummers aren't that rare, good drummers however seem to be like bloody unicorns. I had a jam with a band last month, they were pretty good, simple but effective. We got on to some of my ideas, and I taught them a riff I had, which is in 5/4. The 2 guitarists got it straight away, it's a pretty simple riff, but the drummer just couldn't handle the 5/4, he couldn't do his own drum part for it, so I tried teaching him the one I had in my head, and he still couldn't get it. I think the problem is drums are quite an instant gratification sort of instrument, you can spend a few months nailing down the stock beats and then go and play in a band, so a lot of drummers never develop beyond that and really learn the music side of it and find their own style.
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    I was going to enter this month, honest, but I kind of wrote myself into a corner, I couldn't think of anywhere to take it. I've put up what I had when I called it quits: [url="https://soundcloud.com/bobbass4k/jan-comp"]https://soundcloud.com/bobbass4k/jan-comp[/url] Hopefully the creative juice will be more forthcoming next month.
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    [quote name='Marvin' timestamp='1358896260' post='1946922'] It probably already exists, unfortunately. Post-rock!? Please save me from the ever expanding music genre explosion. Probably made up by some music journo. Heaven help us. [/quote] Simon Reynolds reviewing hex by bark psychosis in 94 I think.
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    [quote name='Norris' timestamp='1358857319' post='1946021'] I read the wikipedia entry, and now I'm wondering what post-hardcore and math-rock sound like I must get out more... [/quote] Post-hardcore is also a bit too wide to really mean anything, it generally means stuff that's quite fast and punky, but has a more melodic edge to it. There's the classic 90's stuff like Fugazi, Shellac, etc.: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVCMLWtVN5E[/media] Then there was a new wave of young bands in the early 2000's, Hundred Reasons, Hell is for Heroes, Reuben, Biffy Clyro, mclusky, loads of them. That stuff tended to be more metally, focussed around riffs and big choruses: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX0BoaKnDRI[/media]
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    [quote name='Sean' timestamp='1358808744' post='1945586'] Seriously. Are there such genres as post-blues, post-ska, post-bluegrass or post-reggae? If not, why not and could there be. Is there a future for me as the godfather of post-grunge, for example? I've just been told there's post-hardcore (whatever that is) so I guess anything's possible. Help! [/quote] Post-grunge and post-jazz are already a thing. Post-grunge is stuff like Nickelback, Staind, Puddle of Mudd. I think the "post-" just means "post 1993". It's got kind of trendy to just stick "post-" in front of genres, personally I don't find it all that useful. I'm not one of the "anti-genre, music can't be pigeon holed types", I recognize that genres can be quite useful, but for me, their use is in helping people identify similar bands. If a complete music novice listened to Anthrax and liked it, I'd tell them Anthrax are a thrash metal band. The thrash metal label would lead them to bands like Testament, Metallica, Slayer, which they would probably like. The problem with the post-rock is it's become a label that gets stuck anything that is mainly guitars but doesn't fit in some arbitrary box, it's such a broad term that it doesn't really mean anything anymore. For example, both these bands get called post-rock: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOE-i1BN7k[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l5wy5TuTj4[/media] I for one wouldn't place those bands very close together on the musical spectrum at all really.
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    My dad swears by Aldi tools, at least for the little stuff (screwdrivers, scokets etc.). Apparently they're cheap tools from Germany, but the German minimum standards are higher than ours, so they're actually really good. Not sure if Lidl are the same though.
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    Unfortunately it just isn't happening for me this month, started something but I shot myself in the foot with the drum loop, I liked how awkward and off beat it sounded, but it ended up being too awkward and off-beat to really do anything with so I might as well put up what I ended up with, so just to be clear this is [b]NOT [/b]an entry: [url="https://soundcloud.com/bobbass4k/jan-comp"]https://soundcloud.com/bobbass4k/jan-comp[/url] If you don't think it sounds awkward, try putting a click to it, it's 9/4 at 124bpm
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    Machine Head's stuff is at an annoying pitch, they tune to C# standard and drop B but about 40 cents sharp. Really fiddly to play as on must tuners I've found you can't set the reference pitch that high.
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    [quote name='Pete Academy' timestamp='1358464523' post='1939930'] I appreciate he's a big part of British musicl culture, and he probably has a lot to say, but he isn't worthy of a masterclass. [/quote] I for one would appreciate access to this objective absolute "skill-o-meter" you apparently have, it could really help settle a few arguments.
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    Something I read on here quite recently: "The only c**ts who never do anything wrong are the c**ts who never do anything" - which I quite like. I suppose you could do a "clean" version if you're weird.
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    You're taking it better than I did, I "failed" an audition a few months ago and I was really pissed off. Mostly because they never told me it was an audition, they said it was a jam so I didn't sweat the preparation too much. I also asked repeatedly if they wanted me to learn any of their songs and they said no. The "audition" was then 2 hours of them playing their songs and me having to make up basslines on the fly. In hindsight I'm glad I didn't get in as they were obviously unprofessional and incompetent, but at the time it really pissed me off.
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    Time to be a realist, and accept that I'm just not using this, and the money would be infinitely more useful. I'll borrow my brothers camera soon to get some proper pictures but here's one I already have: It's in excellent condition, cosmetically there's a slight chip in the channel 4 volume knob, and there's some dents in the top grille but consider it's probably over 40 years old it's in superb shape. Functionally, the grub screw in the channel 4 bass knob has snapped, and so the pot can't be adjusted properly. This is probably a very easy fix, but to be honest as channel 4 sounds the same as 2 and 3 it's never been necessary. The presence pot also has a slight crackle, again a touch of contact cleaner would probably fix this. It still has the tubes that I got it from Tayste with, power section is Groove Tubes and preamp is a mix of Sovtek and Brimar I think, I can check if anyone wants to be sure. I haven't had the master volume above 3 since I got it and it's only had sporadic play for the last 18 months or so, always been properly warmed up and cooled down, just fired it up and it's running great. It's not a gritty tone, channels 2-4 give a lovely bright tone, while channel 1 is wired with different caps to give a great round smooth tone. I'm after [b]£250, [/b]collection form York would be the preferred option. I am open to posting it, price would be up to you, however I'd be very hesitant to ship it without insurance. If you're interested in having it posted let me know and we can work something out. At the moment I'm not looking to sell my cab on it's own, however if you wanted both we could work something out, it's an SWR Goliath 1 4x10.
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    Sorry man, not something I'd really use. Slap Bass added.
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    [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1357892890' post='1930014'] [url="http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101214020530AABMKSh"]http://uk.answers.ya...14020530AABMKSh[/url] But we all knew that already, didn't we? Is there a word that means "[i]taking off leather stiletto boots inappropriately[/i]"? [/quote] I had to ask her what it meant, and she didn't give it any of those negative connotations, she at least thought it just meant feminine/womanly. A pleasant side note, dropping such an obtuse word into casual conversation, kicking me in the gonads - without hesitation - then laughing at me writhing around on the floor, is in hindsight, when I fell in love with her.
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    An old girlfriend had a Curbow and she loved it, as she said it was the only bass she'd ever played that didn't interfere with her muliebrous physique (That's a direct quote BTW). I could barely play the thing, the neck dive was too bad but she said it was fine for her. As a light hearted joke I suggested her "muliebrous physique" was providing ballast, and you'll probably be delighted to hear she kicked me in the balls.
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    Well my original idea of all bass and guitar is now long abandoned and has been replaced by a weird thing centered around an awkward 9/4 hip-hop beat and a tape delayed guitar bit....... Kinda stuck on the bass though, I've got a bass synth sound in my head but I just can't seem to get there with any of the VST's I've got, anyone got recommendations? The bass sound in this is the kind of thing I'm aiming for: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVRkQVzxGQE[/media]
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    Sounds interesting, but I just can't imagine getting on with a one knob ungated fuzz.
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