Barking Spiders

Just think up any old ballcocks as a euphemism for coitus etc and the job's done 👍. Phrases like 'love rocket', 'love pump' , 'putting my log in your fireplace', 'squeeze my lemon' , 'shoot to thrill' etc are handy to have

Agree with you mostly but there is a case for artificially enhanced buttocks. 👍 Not all are blessed with great posteriors 😥. Some I've seen look like sacks of spanners or are even cheek-less!😱 . As for the Queen film I'll be giving it the same wide swerve that I've given to their musical. If I'm gonna be shelling out a tenner plus for the privilege of risking DVT I'll save my dosh for Sharknado VIII ☺️

It was feckin awful for sure. Cant see what the praise is for Terry Reid. That was dull too. Soz fellas. Quite like Jungle, though they could've done a bit more with the tune, which I basically like.

I get the impression he takes himself a bit too seriously as an 'artist'.

I'm in Gloucestershire and looked around for bands for about five years before giving up on it once and for all. As others say, around three quarters of ads in Joinmyband etc are by teens. These go on about they'll change the music world with their originality and then go on to list 20 by rote metal bands as their influences. I occasionally go to open mic nights with my acoustic guitar and cajon and that's about it

I've a Cort GB74 and a BFL OPN and wouldn't swap them for anything several times the price. Go for it. You wont regret it

Yes but like it is with the supermarkets and farmers, Wetherspoons has most micro-breweries over a barrel and it's the them that pay the price for your cheap beer in the form of low margins

Sounds like you might've been to The Moon Under Water in Cheltenham, the one adjacent to Sandford Park that looks like a Wickes store. Bad teeth, or more precisely one or two brown stumps, are de rigeur for the lunchtime crowds. I'm sure it's also a recruiting office for the EDL

Yes and who pays the price for their rock bottom prices. I once went into partnership at a (now long dead) micro brewery . Wetherspoons were a major customer and they knew it and would screw us down heavily on discounts, each year ratcheting up the percentage, eventually getting to 20% on a firkin. They used their volume buying power as leverage. Eventually, as we ended up making less than 1% margin we went bust. And that was largely thanks to them. Utter bar stewards! never been in one of their dives ever since.

Yes indeed. We want our very own dictatorial, feudal, over-privileged, corrupt public school educated zillionaires to grind our noses in the dirt because English bullies are the best. Always have been and always will be. We don't need johnny foreigner types telling us how straight our cucumbers should be when we have our very own plummy chinless wonders to tell those cheese eating surrender monkeys that bendy cucumbers are British and therefore the best in the world!

too right, no @rse is worth infecting with that excresence

Ahhh, after the aberration that was episode 4 which I found quite enjoyable, largely thanks to Sigrid, normal, back-to-b0llox service has been resumed in episode 5; more by rote indie, krap Brit rap, dull but worthy stuff from Africa, the frightfest that is Marc Almond.... yet again. Holland becoming even more irritating than i thought ever possible.

cant beat a bit of bootyliciousness says I

Speaking for myself, I've never been on the pace. I'm still whining about Boston and Foreigner 😊

The mrs likes them but I hear nowt special at all. Pretty run of the mill American hard rock. Ditto Audioslave and I like RATM and Soundgarden Viz Later is there anyone who isn't bored of with a format which hasn't changed in 54 series; the mix of a couple of shoite indie bands that soon fade back into obscurity after their 3 1/2 minutes, a septegenarian blues/soul/jazz artist, a band with a trumpet player from some token African country, a couple of earnest singer-songwriter types and some old rock act whose best days are behind them. Once in a blue moon they throw curveball by featuring a metal or dance act.

I don't know a huge amount about them but in the US I think a lot of the hatred comes from them riding on Pearl Jam's coat tails, being preachy christians and the lead singer allegedly being a bit of an @rse. The music is pretty dull hand-me down grunge but I can't vouch for the other things

True. There are hundreds of highly technical virtuosos out there but they're all pretty much doing similar things to eachother, especially those You Tubers who like to show their flashy chops from the comfort of their living rooms. I too prefer those players who have a trademark sound such as Mick Karn in his Japan days, JJ Burnel (first 4 Stranglers albums), Mark King (in his Level 42 days he was very recognisable) and Mike Dempsey (Associates, Lotus Eaters, Cure).

I'd read a bit about how vilified they are, in North America in particular, and then there was that poll about which was more popular, them or a gherkin. So I thought I'd check them out for myself. I can see why they attract so much dislike. It's not just that they peddle dull, plodding, derivative rock but that they've made zillions out of it and that the singer comes over as bit of a cockwomble. Mind you there are still thousands of other bands out there right now that are just as bad so I am still at a loss why Nickelback have been singled out .

Yes, at the bottom of the Marianas trench

Sot Cell along with early Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys among others were at the sappier and weedier end of the scale of synth pop stuff in the 80s. Even if did Almond sing about sleazy sex etc his thin strained and tune-free vocals combined with Dave Ball's £50 Casio from Dixons sound make me skip all SC tracks on 80s compilations. Dave Ball at least redeemed himself with The Grid.

Yes indeed. Most definitely they not qualify as being humble neither in terms of price nor in the level of skill needed! Viz my OP other than the glorious cowbell some other suggestions for humble instruments have been mentioned e.g. claves, vibraslap, triangle. I'm also thinking of cabasas, guiros, kazoos, tin whistles, shaky eggs, tambourines, shekeres etc

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I'm printing this to show the missus that my collection of 4 basses, 3 electric, two acoustics , djembe, cajon, caixa, bodhran and talking drum is nowt for her to worry about 😊. If you have kids have you packed them off to boarding school or got them living in a Travelodge by any chance to make room for storage?

Here's a really obscure but overlooked slab of Brit alt funk from the early 80s by forgotten combo Set the Tone

No I haven't and I don't know any non musicians who give a flying one about how well someone can play. There's a good reason why the likes of Oasis, Robbie Williams, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay etc are minted and why any mention of Weather Report, Dream Theater, Rush etc to most people elicits a ' who the fook are they' look.