Haha!
The Synth9's Oberheim is great; you can have it trailing your bass line.
I bought the B9 on a whim, but its Hammond is spot-on for Lazy.
I've still got to get to grips with the FI; I've spent a load of time faffing around with the tech and forgotten that it's supposed to be there to make sounds.
OTOH, you may have a point...
I have a set of PK5-A MIDI pedals, but I was in the process of getting my 2nd pedalboard working (the top row in this one was going to have another SansAmp on it, but that's another story!).