Bridgehouse

Who made you the comedy police anyway?

Too obvious...

I’ve done better?? I didn’t realise my comedy was being rated! I shall try harder in future to ensure the quality of my humour remains top drawer and only of the finest mirthment.

It’s a Greek translation of “Fixed so as to correspond with your avatar”

Surely Σταθερό, ώστε να αντιστοιχούν με το avatar σας

I have a trowel that looks like that!

Yeah - it’s on Instagram as well..

Buy my old Precision, grow yer hair long and join a rock band. Innit.

In fact, John’s uni pre has separate gain trim pots on the volume board to adjust the balance between them which is flippin’ useful!

John East’s Uni Pre definitely does this.

Following the sharing of my Shuker Uberhorn on about two dozen Facebook group sites including Scott’s Bass Lessons, Bass Player Magazine, and loads of other player groups it’s had about a million views and coming on for 50k likes.. It is now officially more famous than I will ever be. I can’t begin to tell you how depressing that actually is...

And he’s finally credited me for it. Shame Bass Player Magazine haven’t. They will be hearing from my photo agency tomorrow (honestly!)

Lol - won’t be immediate as none of my stuff is shifting

Well, I have a lot of gear to sell and my plan is to get an ACG fiver... maybe the Finn will be surplus if I do?

You’d be seriously p1ssed if you lost it at a gig after whacking £1k on it...

Weight relief, or woodworm...

Didn’t they fight with the Daleks on Phrygia?

I had assumed they would have been the fuel...

No, I’m a 4’s man at the mo. I’d like to try 5 now. Anyone who knows my history will know that “try” normally means spending an obscene amount of money and having something a bit exotic